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<i>Some people are born into
the wrong time and place.</i>

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<i>This was the American frontier in 1882.</i>

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<i>A hard land for hard folk.</i>

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<i>Food was scarce,</i>

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<i>disease was rampant,</i>

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<i>and life was a daily
struggle for survival.</i>

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<i>Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.</i>

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<font color=

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<i>To build a home and a life in this harsh,
unforgiving country,</i>

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<i>required that a man be bold,</i>

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<i>fearles and tough as iron.</i>

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<i>The men who were
courageous and resilient,</i>

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<i>were the men who prospered.</i>

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<i>But some men were just big,
giant pussies.</i>

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Well, well.

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Surprised you showed up, Stark.

17
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Yeah, well, you said
you would kill my family,

18
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and burn my house down if I didn't, so...

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Draw.

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Is there anything at all that I can say,

21
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to get you to call this off?

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You yellow, Stark?

23
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Ok, well, that's a little racist to our,

24
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hardworking friends over here
from the Far East, right, guys?

25
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Draw, you son of a bitch!

26
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Look, I just feel like if we can talk
this out, you know,

27
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we can find a calm, rational solution,

28
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and, and, maybe we even
laugh about it one day, you know.

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I ain't in the mood to laugh, Stark!

30
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Look, there's always humor in any...

31
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Oh. Hey, look. This will make you laugh.
Look at our shadows.

32
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It looks like our shadows are about
to kiss each other.

33
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Look at that.

34
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Wait, watch this.
Oh, my God, Charlie. Oh, my God.

35
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Thank you! So.
This is so generous of you.

36
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This is... What a terrific guy you are.

37
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We barely know each other,
but, hey, when it's right, it's right?

38
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I'll give you a little tap on the hat
when I'm good to go, ok?

39
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Look, we're laughing, right?
We're laughing now.

40
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What were we even fighting about?

41
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I. I can't remember.
Can you?

42
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Your goddamn sheep grazed up half
my ranch, Stark.

43
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That grass ain't never gonna grow back!

44
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All right, look. How about this?

45
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I'll pay you the money you lost, ok?

46
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Just give me two days to sell off
a few of my sheep.

47
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I'll get you the money.
All right, just two days.

48
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If I don't have that cash,

49
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I'm coming after you.

50
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Ok, great. Thank you so much
for your patience.

51
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I really appreciate it and you know.

52
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What a relief for all these people
who came out here hoping

53
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that we would find
an amicable solution to this?

54
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Somebody shoot some fucker!

55
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I took a half-day off work for this!

56
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Ok, I just want to point out that guy's
an English teacher at our school.

57
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Just a little taste.

58
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Albert. Albert, are you ok, man?

59
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Oh, God.

60
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It's just a... a graze I think.

61
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You all right, Stark?

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Hey, Sheriff.

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Hey, listen. Thanks a lot.

64
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I really appreciate you stepping in
and stopping this

65
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deadly altercation going on right in
front of your office, that's great.

66
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Not my place to intervene, Stark.

67
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I think a man ought to fight
his own battles.

68
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You're the Sheriff.

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That's right.

70
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So like, the one thing
we're paying you to do like,

71
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the one function you have in town,
you're saying everyone else should do it?

72
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Go see Dr. Harper about that foot.

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Hey, Dr. Harper!

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Hello!

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Albert, how are you?

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Hey, Doc, listen I was...

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Holy shit.

78
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Don't worry about this.
I'm just in the middle of surgery.

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I can come back, if...

80
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No, no, no. She's gonna be out
for quite a while.

81
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Mrs. Callaghan.

82
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The poor woman her stomach devil
was about to explode.

83
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I had to take it out.

84
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Her appendix?

85
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That's the fella.

86
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Well, what's your trouble?

87
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It's a bullet graze.
I just need it checked out.

88
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Yeah, I heard you turned yellow
on Charlie Blanche.

89
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Let's. Let's have a look.

90
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You're...

91
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You're not big on
the hand washing, are you?

92
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That is a nasty one.

93
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We may have to take that off,

94
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otherwise you might wind up
with a case of toe-foot.

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Ok, I don't think that's a real thing,

96
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and second of all, it's a graze, Doc.

97
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I'm not gonna let you take my foot off.

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Well, suit yourself.

99
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But I've seen toe foot turn
into knee-leg in less than a week.

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Just a dressing, thanks.

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That should have been the end of it, right?

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I mean, I tell him I'll pay him off,

103
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we go our separate ways and that's it.

104
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But no, he shoots me in the fucking leg.

105
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I mean, it's just a graze,
but come on, look at that.

106
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What?

107
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You should have fought him.

108
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I should have fought him?

109
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You. You're serious.

110
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Louise! My God!
The guy is one of the best shots around.

111
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I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.

112
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What is that?

113
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It's just another way God
mysteriously shows that He loves us.

114
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But look, it would have been suicide
to fight that guy.

115
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Albert, I'm breaking up with you.

116
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What?

117
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Yeah. I'm sorry.

118
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I got shot today.

119
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I know.

120
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Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on a sec.

121
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Louise, what, where, where,
where is this coming from?

122
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Is this because of the gunfight?

123
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No, I've. I've actually been feeling
this way for a while.

124
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You're a great guy. I just...

125
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I realized that...

126
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You know, I want something else.

127
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Something else?
Louise, it's been a year and a half!

128
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Look, I know I'm just a sheep farmer,
but I'm saving money...

129
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Yeah, but you're not even a good
sheep farmer, Albert.

130
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Your sheep are everywhere.

131
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The one thing a sheep farmer
has to do is keep

132
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all of his sheep in one place, all right.

133
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And I went to your farm the other day,

134
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and I saw one in the backyard,
three way up on the ridge,

135
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two in the pond, and one on the roof.

136
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Ok that's, that's Bridget, all right?

137
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She has a problem with retardation,
but she's full of love.

138
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Look, look we're getting off
track here, all right?

139
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Why don't you just tell me
what the problem is,

140
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and then maybe I can fix it?

141
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Maybe if I were older,

142
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the timing would be right but...

143
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people are living to be 35 these days

144
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and a girl doesn't have to just go off
and get married right away.

145
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I just, I have to...

146
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I have to work on myself.

147
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Oh, my God.

148
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You did not just say that.
What?

149
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I have to work on myself.

150
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Louise, that's the oldest line in the book.
You realize that.

151
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That. You know it's ok, though.

152
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It's all right.
I know why you're saying it.

153
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It's because you don't want to tell me
that I'm the problem.

154
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Goodbye, Albert.

155
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Wait. Louise. Louise!

156
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I love you.

157
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I'm sorry.

158
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Yeah!

159
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Come on, come on!

160
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

161
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You like me fucking you, don't you?

162
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I do. It's really terrific.

163
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Hi, Edward.

164
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Hi, Millie.

165
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You waiting for Ruth?

166
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Yeah, I got off work early,
so I thought I'd take her out for a picnic.

167
00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,051
It sounds like she's just
about done up there.

168
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Shoot that dirty cowboy cum
all over my face!

169
00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:54,072
Do I look ok?

170
00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:56,141
Yeah, you look good.
You look good.

171
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,968
Say, Edward, do you mind
if I ask you something?

172
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Yeah, sure.

173
00:11:00,378 --> 00:11:04,140
You're ok with your girlfriend
screwing 15 different guys every day

174
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and getting paid to do it?

175
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,794
Oh my job sucks, too.

176
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:10,363
I know, I know but I mean,
you repair shoes.

177
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:12,997
Eddie!

178
00:11:13,357 --> 00:11:14,066
Sweetie.

179
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,785
What are you doing here?

180
00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:19,889
Well, I got off work early and I thought
we could go for a walk by the stream.

181
00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,626
You... Your breath is...

182
00:11:24,844 --> 00:11:26,888
I had to give a blowjob. Sorry.
That's ok.

183
00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:28,498
It's ok. Here, I got you some flowers.

184
00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:30,858
They're beautiful!
Yeah, come on.

185
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:32,986
Don't I have the best boyfriend, Millie?

186
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,738
Honestly I, I have no fucking idea.

187
00:11:36,022 --> 00:11:36,923
Bye!

188
00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:39,767
Hey, Ruthie, Clyde Hodgkins
wanted to come by a little later on.

189
00:11:39,951 --> 00:11:40,994
What did he want?

190
00:11:41,444 --> 00:11:42,553
I think he wants anal.

191
00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:45,582
Oh honey we can afford to get you
that new belt for church!

192
00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:46,708
Oh, that would be great!

193
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:47,899
I know.

194
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,443
So, like 5:30, does that work?

195
00:11:50,269 --> 00:11:51,704
That should work. Yeah.

196
00:11:51,788 --> 00:11:53,581
Well, what time is his appointment?

197
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,057
It's, it's, it's really not
like a dentist's office here,

198
00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:58,467
Edward you know, he'll just...

199
00:11:58,492 --> 00:12:01,472
come by when he feels like putting
his penis inside an asshole.

200
00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:03,558
Yeah, so we'll just say 5:30.

201
00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:04,942
Ok.

202
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:21,366
Shit.

203
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,589
You're late.

204
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,384
For what?

205
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:40,437
Fair enough.

206
00:12:58,571 --> 00:12:59,571
Albert.

207
00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:02,742
Hey, guys.

208
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,169
We heard about Louise.

209
00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:06,062
That's horrible.

210
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,830
We're so sorry, Albert.

211
00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:09,248
Do you want to sit down?

212
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,303
I'm good.
I'm gonna rest my asshole.

213
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:17,599
I was just looking at these old pictures
of me and Louise.

214
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:19,467
This is from the carnival.

215
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:20,634
Oh, yeah.

216
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:22,954
There's the town picnic.

217
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:26,608
This is the square dance.

218
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,436
I almost wish you could smile
in photographs.

219
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,614
Louise has such an amazing smile.

220
00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:34,216
That'd be weird.

221
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,026
Have you ever smiled in a photograph?

222
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,935
No, have you?
Oh, God, no.

223
00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:40,504
No, you'd look like an insane person.

224
00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:41,186
But it's just...

225
00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:44,029
you know, I've been sitting
here trying to figure out how

226
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:46,119
the hell I could have screwed this up.

227
00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,745
I did everything for her.

228
00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:52,250
If she was happy, I was happy.
That's all I cared about.

229
00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:54,392
And you know she...

230
00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,636
she was the one thing that made...

231
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,842
the shootings and the diseases,
and the wild animals, and the Indians,

232
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:04,278
and the general depressing
awfulness about the West...

233
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,731
bearable.

234
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,885
God, I love her so much.

235
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:13,479
You're gonna make me cry.

236
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,066
Let's get fucked up.
Yeah.

237
00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:27,860
So, what are you gonna do?

238
00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:30,162
I don't know,

239
00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:31,873
what I'm gonna do.
Commit suicide, maybe.

240
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,416
Albert, I know everything
seems hopeless right now,

241
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,170
but I promise you,
there's so much to live for.

242
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,422
Really?
Is there?

243
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:42,275
What is there to live
for on the frontier in 1882?

244
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,418
Look, let me tell you something.

245
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,704
We live in a terrible place and time.

246
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:50,516
The American West is a disgusting,
awful, dirty, dangerous place.

247
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,601
Look around you.

248
00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:54,228
Everything out here
that's not you wants to kill you.

249
00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:57,774
Outlaws, angry drunk people,
scorned hookers, hungry animals,

250
00:14:57,857 --> 00:15:01,235
diseases, major and minor injuries,
Indians, the weather.

251
00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:03,029
You can get killed
just going to the bathroom.

252
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:06,115
I take my life in my hands
every time I walk out to my outhouse.

253
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,117
There's fucking rattlesnakes
all in the grass out there.

254
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,495
And. and even if I make it,
you know what can kill me?

255
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,330
Cholera.
You know cholera?

256
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,457
The Black Shit.
The Black Shit.

257
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,293
The latest offering in the frontier's
disease-of-the-month club.

258
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,004
And, and even if you survive all those things,

259
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,214
you know what else can kill you?

260
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:22,424
The fucking doctor.

261
00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:23,990
The doctor can kill you.

262
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,551
I had a cold a couple of years ago.
I went in there.

263
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:26,735
You know what he said to me?
He goes.

264
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,970
Oh, you need an ear nail.

265
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:29,555
A nail? in my fucking ear.

266
00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:30,806
That is modern medicine for you.

267
00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:32,419
Yeah, Doc, I have a fever of 102.

268
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,947
Oh, you need a donkey kicking.

269
00:15:33,993 --> 00:15:36,339
You know our pastor,
has shot two people?

270
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:37,121
Our pastor.

271
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,199
No, no.
No.

272
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,316
Honest to God.
Shot a guy in a duel, and then,

273
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,342
went back and killed
the guy's teenage son

274
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:44,237
because he was afraid
he would kill him out of revenge.

275
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,822
Wait, how do you know that?

276
00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:48,549
Because he did a whole fucking
sermon about it!

277
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,910
A lesson about seeing things through.

278
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,552
By the way, look at this.
See those guys over there?

279
00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:54,622
The guys who work in the silver mines?
See what they're eating?

280
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,998
Ribs doused in hot sauce.

281
00:15:56,282 --> 00:15:58,800
They eat hot spicy foods
every meal of the day.

282
00:15:58,801 --> 00:15:59,626
Do you know why?

283
00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:01,629
Because their palates
are so completely fucking dulled

284
00:16:01,812 --> 00:16:04,482
from inhaling poisoned gas,
12 hours a day, down in the mines.

285
00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:05,758
That's all they can taste.

286
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,385
You know what that kind
of diet does to your guts?

287
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,179
Constipation, cramps,
dyspepsia, liver disease,

288
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:12,807
kidney disease, hemorrhoids,
bowel inflammation.

289
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,976
They literally die from their own farts.

290
00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:21,832
And, oh, oh, you want to see more death?

291
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,094
All we got to do is get up
and walk out the front door.

292
00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:26,821
That is our mayor.

293
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:28,114
He is dead.

294
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,366
He has been lying there dead,
for three days.

295
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:31,826
No one has done a thing.

296
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,787
Not moved him,
not looked into his death,

297
00:16:34,871 --> 00:16:37,039
not even replaced him
with a temporary appointee.

298
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:40,835
For the last three days,
the highest-ranking official in our town

299
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,420
has been a dead guy.

300
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,839
Look at that! Look at that!

301
00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:48,776
Wolves are dragging the body away
as if to illustrate my point!

302
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,511
Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor!

303
00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,847
Bye! Have fun becoming wolf shit!
Bye!

304
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,031
God!

305
00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:56,607
That my friends, is the American West.

306
00:16:56,884 --> 00:17:00,997
A disgusting, awful, dirty cesspool
of despair, and fuck all of it.

307
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,255
Why don't you shut up?

308
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,399
You shut up!

309
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,275
Ruth. Jesus. Jesus Christ.

310
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:13,567
Stop it.

311
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:14,726
Ok, fine.

312
00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:17,639
At least have Dr. Harper
take a look at it tomorrow.

313
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,876
If you could hear yourself right now.

314
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,491
You know what's gonna happen
if I go to Dr. Harper and I say.

315
00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:26,821
Look, take a look at that?

316
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:29,649
He's gonna say.
Oh, that looks like it hurts.

317
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,194
Let me give you a blue jay
to peck out the blood.

318
00:17:32,278 --> 00:17:33,554
Maybe you should...

319
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:36,223
I don't know, maybe you should
try to talk to Louise.

320
00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,895
That's a great idea.
Yeah?

321
00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:42,306
That's the jackpot.

322
00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:43,747
That's the jackpot!

323
00:17:43,748 --> 00:17:45,508
I still got it!
Ok.

324
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,777
I have good ideas sometimes.

325
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,254
I didn't mean now!

326
00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:53,115
Hey, hey, dude, you really
shouldn't drink and horse.

327
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:07,463
No. No. No.
No. No. No.

328
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,273
Yeah, there you... Ok.

329
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:46,750
Ok.

330
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:49,420
Curtis. Curtis, buddy.

331
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,242
I'm gonna be right back.
I'll be right back, ok?

332
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:53,925
Or not!

333
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,721
No, that's being too ambitious.

334
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:06,898
Hey. Hey.

335
00:19:06,899 --> 00:19:07,456
Hey!

336
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,358
Albert, what the hell are you doing?

337
00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:10,609
Louise, we need to talk.

338
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,653
It's 1:30 in the morning.
We need to talk.

339
00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,780
And we need to talk tonight.
What happened to your face?

340
00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:19,160
I got in a fight with an animal
that I could not identify.

341
00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,244
Ok, you're drunk.

342
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,705
I'm a smucks-dinnin drunk.

343
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,999
I don't know what you want
from me, but it's late.

344
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,125
I gotta go.
Louise! Louise!

345
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,502
Louise, please, listen to me.
I love you, ok?

346
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:29,628
I love you.

347
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,564
And I just think if we talked this out

348
00:19:32,565 --> 00:19:34,582
we can get somewhere and fix it.

349
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,402
Look, Albert, you gotta go.

350
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,653
I'm sure you're right for somebody else,

351
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:39,980
just not for me.

352
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,307
Ok?

353
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:42,892
Good night.

354
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,275
Wait, let me just touch you.

355
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,421
You're being a fucking jerk!

356
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,701
Ok, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

357
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,302
You know what?
I heard you fart once.

358
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,313
And it went...

359
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:07,427
And...

360
00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:09,759
it was a sharp one.

361
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,102
Sharpe a little sharpie poop-toot.

362
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:13,213
And I heard...

363
00:20:21,463 --> 00:20:23,808
You know what I'm gonna
get with this gold, Plugger?

364
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:25,101
You know what I'm gonna get you?

365
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:29,021
I'm gonna get you a big old stack
of fresh-cut steaks.

366
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,902
I bet you'd like that.

367
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,109
What? What's the matter with.

368
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,644
Settle down, boy.

369
00:20:35,528 --> 00:20:37,947
Come on, boy, hey!
Quiet down, Plugger!

370
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,032
Woah! Mule!

371
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,395
Howdy, folks.

372
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:54,580
Howdy.

373
00:20:54,663 --> 00:20:56,365
What can I do for you fellas?

374
00:20:56,949 --> 00:20:58,834
Well, we're riding through
to Sherman Creek.

375
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,228
Be obliged if you could tell us
the shortest route.

376
00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:04,098
Yeah, I can help you with that.

377
00:21:05,141 --> 00:21:07,001
I got a map right here.

378
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:08,594
Yes, sir.

379
00:21:10,696 --> 00:21:12,849
You're on the main road now.

380
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:16,360
And the main road goes
right through Bullhead

381
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,988
and straight through to Sherman Creek.

382
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,407
But if you want the quickest way,

383
00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:23,559
I'd take Bilbee Pass.

384
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:27,063
Safer, too.
Less chance of bandits and such.

385
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,814
Thank you.

386
00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:30,516
You can keep that.

387
00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:35,171
One more thing you might do for us.

388
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:36,754
What's that?

389
00:21:37,322 --> 00:21:38,724
You could show us the gold.

390
00:21:40,426 --> 00:21:41,426
Gold?

391
00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:44,730
I ain't got no gold.

392
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,940
I wish.

393
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,333
Been prospecting up there but,

394
00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,693
that stream's about panned out.

395
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,772
Old Plugger and I done give it up.

396
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,008
We're going on back into town.

397
00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:57,276
Aye.

398
00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:59,978
You see, that's... That's just it.

399
00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,832
You're heading back to town
in the middle of the day.

400
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:06,452
A prospector only does that when
he's found gold to sell.

401
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:08,887
Show it to me.

402
00:22:10,321 --> 00:22:11,348
I swear to you, mister.

403
00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:13,145
I ain't got no gold.

404
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:16,303
We're. We're. We're just
going into town to get some...

405
00:22:19,998 --> 00:22:22,207
Hold. Hold. Hold on,
let me think here a minute.

406
00:22:22,231 --> 00:22:23,234
You do that.

407
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,072
I might just have a little bit of gold.

408
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,639
Yeah, here it is.

409
00:22:29,664 --> 00:22:31,251
I forgot all about it.

410
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,345
Here, take it.

411
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,613
Pick up your gun.

412
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:37,107
What?

413
00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:39,426
I'm not just gonna take your gold.

414
00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:40,518
That'd be stealing.

415
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:42,264
You know what, old timer?

416
00:22:42,389 --> 00:22:43,721
We'll shoot for it.

417
00:22:43,981 --> 00:22:44,981
Clinch.
Shut up.

418
00:22:45,924 --> 00:22:47,376
You just take the gold, ok?

419
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,495
Only a thief would do that.

420
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:51,981
Are you calling me a thief, old timer?

421
00:22:52,464 --> 00:22:53,539
No, no, no!

422
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,834
Then pick up your gun.

423
00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:03,334
That's it.

424
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,202
Now point it at me.

425
00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:16,130
We shoot on three.

426
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,400
One.

427
00:23:22,278 --> 00:23:23,320
Two.

428
00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,167
God damn it, Clinch!

429
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,785
You didn't have to shoot him!

430
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,287
I know I didn't have to, sweetheart.

431
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:33,172
He would've given you the gold!

432
00:23:34,114 --> 00:23:36,283
The point is I had to ask him twice.

433
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,836
I'm a busy man with a schedule.

434
00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:40,687
You're a son of a bitch is what you are.

435
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:45,301
Don't you ever say that to me
in front of my men.

436
00:23:45,584 --> 00:23:47,586
A man's wife will respect him.

437
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,955
Now, let's try that again.

438
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,890
Oh, my God, I love you.

439
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,644
I'm, like, the luckiest girl ever
in the history of girls.

440
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:56,936
That's it.

441
00:23:57,761 --> 00:23:58,913
Now, mount up.

442
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:02,727
Hey, Clinch.

443
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,646
Take a look.

444
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,740
You'd lose half a day
going through Bullhead.

445
00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,809
You, Enoch and Jordy will ride with me.

446
00:24:11,077 --> 00:24:13,821
We'll take Bilbee Pass
to Sherman Creek Trail.

447
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,214
And make no mistake about the
kind of heat we're going to draw

448
00:24:17,239 --> 00:24:18,274
after we take that stage.

449
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:21,211
Anna, I'm gonna keep you
out of harm's way.

450
00:24:21,462 --> 00:24:23,839
Lewis, you take Anna and ride east

451
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,550
and hole up here in, Old Stump.

452
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:27,734
You got that?

453
00:24:27,818 --> 00:24:29,186
We'll let things cool,

454
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:31,856
for a wee bit and then
we'll come for you in 12 days.

455
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:44,675
Come on, boy.

456
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,826
Come on, Plugger. Come on!

457
00:24:47,951 --> 00:24:48,596
Yeah!

458
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,224
Good boy!
Let's go!

459
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,076
Oh, Jesus Christ!

460
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,639
Well, look who's up at 2:00
in the afternoon.

461
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,428
There's still some pig ass
and sweet cream there if you want it.

462
00:25:14,907 --> 00:25:16,294
I'm gonna use the outhouse.

463
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,307
If I die out there,

464
00:25:18,632 --> 00:25:20,461
will you guys just do me one favor?

465
00:25:20,462 --> 00:25:22,456
Just once, I want you to switch seats.

466
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,274
Fuck off.

467
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,626
Ok.

468
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,771
Edward, hey.

469
00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,271
What's going on?

470
00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:33,225
Oh, my God.
Albert, you look terrible!

471
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,611
There's that confidence boost I need.
Thanks a lot.

472
00:25:36,612 --> 00:25:37,704
How you doing, buddy?

473
00:25:37,863 --> 00:25:39,539
Well, honestly, I'm a little worried about you.

474
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,113
I haven't seen you in town
in a week and a half and,

475
00:25:42,137 --> 00:25:44,777
you know, it seems like you're just
staying in and sleeping all day.

476
00:25:45,037 --> 00:25:48,237
I. No, I don't stay home all day. I go out.

477
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:51,085
You know. You know what I did on Tuesday.
I went out to Charlie Blanche's

478
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:54,304
ranch and I paid him the money I owe him
so he won't shoot me in the fucking face.

479
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:55,639
I did that. That's going out.

480
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,433
Well, that's not really what I'm talking about.

481
00:25:57,516 --> 00:25:59,183
Ok, look. Here's the truth, all right.

482
00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:01,411
I just feel like I need to stay here
with my parents.

483
00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:03,455
You know, they're not gonna be
around much longer

484
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:06,875
and, and I just want to be able
to give back all the love and affection

485
00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:08,269
that I got growing up.

486
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:09,720
You know, right guys?

487
00:26:11,296 --> 00:26:13,030
Oh, you getting
the fart needles again, Dad?

488
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,491
Never mind what I'm getting!

489
00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:18,120
I love him so much!

490
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,331
Albert, I know you're taking this break up
really hard, and I understand,

491
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,916
but you got to get out of this funk.

492
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,544
I mean, you haven't shorn
your sheep in weeks.

493
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:31,348
Look, you don't know
what this is like, all right.

494
00:26:31,349 --> 00:26:33,510
With all due respect, you have
no fucking clue what this is like.

495
00:26:33,694 --> 00:26:35,294
All right?
You're going home every night

496
00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:36,889
to your girlfriend who loves you.

497
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,941
You're having sex with her, and you...

498
00:26:39,324 --> 00:26:41,179
No, Ruth and I have...

499
00:26:41,604 --> 00:26:42,827
No we've never done that.

500
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,121
What... What do you mean you've...

501
00:26:46,531 --> 00:26:48,709
You. You. You've never
had sex with Ruth?

502
00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:50,890
Yeah. No, no.

503
00:26:51,115 --> 00:26:51,928
Yeah.

504
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:55,657
Wait doesn't. Doesn't she have sex with,
10 guys every day at the whorehouse?

505
00:26:56,041 --> 00:26:57,793
On a slow day, yeah.

506
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,453
You guys have never had sex?

507
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,318
No.

508
00:27:00,644 --> 00:27:03,189
No, Ruth wants
to wait until we get married.

509
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,367
You know, she's a Christian and so am I,

510
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,428
and we want to save ourselves,

511
00:27:07,653 --> 00:27:09,153
for our wedding night.

512
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,090
Edward, have you...
Have you ever had sex with anyone?

513
00:27:12,274 --> 00:27:14,109
Well, there was some shit
with my uncle, but that was...

514
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,895
You know, it's really hard
to remember all that stuff.

515
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,139
You know, yeah, you're right.

516
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,225
Things could be a lot worse.
Yeah.

517
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,519
I'll... I'll get out, I'll meet some people.
Yeah, thanks.

518
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,204
Ok.

519
00:27:26,596 --> 00:27:28,332
That came out of my penis!

520
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,001
Hi.

521
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:49,861
Hello.

522
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:54,091
You looking at cloth?

523
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,300
Yeah.

524
00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,213
Hey, you ever tried gum?

525
00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:00,897
No.

526
00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:03,751
It's cool, actually.
It's this new thing that just came out.

527
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,477
A lot of people are doing it.

528
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,270
It's...

529
00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:09,849
Helps you pass the time.

530
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:15,079
Ok. Well, have a good rest
of your day.

531
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,656
You know, I'm sorry.
Listen...

532
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,485
I'm a little out of practice,

533
00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,602
here, that's why I'm coming off awkward.

534
00:28:21,626 --> 00:28:23,453
I... I would love to take you out.

535
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:25,998
Are you busy Sunday?
Are you doing anything Sunday?

536
00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:28,350
You know, I don't...
I don't really know my plans yet.

537
00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:30,692
Well, because they're gonna
be delivering a big block of ice,

538
00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:31,978
into town,

539
00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,843
and it should be pretty
cool to watch, actually.

540
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:37,115
You don't usually,
get to see that much...

541
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:40,804
ice, all in one place, at one time.

542
00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:43,877
Wait, aren't you the guy
that backed out of that gunfight?

543
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:48,119
Yeah, I mean that was like
a mutual thing like it was...

544
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,062
I don't remember which one
of us said it first.

545
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,398
It didn't look very mutual.

546
00:28:51,581 --> 00:28:53,023
It's... You, you...
You seemed to leave.

547
00:28:53,366 --> 00:28:54,266
You, so you were there?

548
00:28:54,276 --> 00:28:56,361
Yeah. Pretty much
the whole town was there.

549
00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,067
Whole town?

550
00:28:58,492 --> 00:29:00,681
That's... Makes me a pretty popular guy.

551
00:29:01,341 --> 00:29:03,927
Yeah. No, it doesn't, actually. No.

552
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,104
Yeah, like you're so popular.

553
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,298
Actually, I was voted prom queen.

554
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:11,435
Yeah, how many girls were in your class?
Like three?

555
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:12,129
Six.

556
00:29:12,854 --> 00:29:13,937
Actually, that's a lot.
Yeah.

557
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:14,520
Yeah.

558
00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:20,869
So, tell me about your, your family.
What do your parents do?

559
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,055
Well, my dad owns a business

560
00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:25,983
that manufactures brass
light fixtures for upscale hotels.

561
00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:27,551
Really?

562
00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:31,021
No, he's a fucking rail road builder,
like every other Chinaman out here.

563
00:29:32,455 --> 00:29:33,155
Sorry.

564
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:35,476
That first one was so specific, I thought...

565
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:37,819
But I bet he's a neat guy, though, yeah?

566
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,563
Gosh, I wouldn't know,

567
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,365
I never see him.

568
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,991
You know how many hours he works?

569
00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:46,112
All the live-long day?

570
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,190
Come on, it's a joke.

571
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:55,523
So, I know this is totally acceptable
out here on the frontier but,

572
00:29:56,648 --> 00:29:59,341
I'm not gonna lie to you,
something about it feels a little weird.

573
00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:01,493
My mother says
I need to find a husband,

574
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:03,387
so I don't become an old maid.

575
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,013
I actually just remembered,

576
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,766
I have a super early morning tomorrow.

577
00:30:08,149 --> 00:30:09,526
So I may have to split.

578
00:30:09,718 --> 00:30:10,886
Sir, can we get the check, please?

579
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,814
Do you wanna reschedule
for some time, next week?

580
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,850
I can't. You know, I'm actually out
of town next week.

581
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:17,818
Yeah.

582
00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:20,487
I have a sheep convention...

583
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:23,570
that I have to go to in Santa Marga...

584
00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:26,993
It's a small town still being built.
They haven't finished the name. But...

585
00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:28,954
I hate my schedule. Sir?

586
00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:31,748
So, can I interest you
and your girlfriend in some dessert?

587
00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:33,633
This is, this is not my girlfriend.

588
00:30:33,817 --> 00:30:35,527
We're fine though, thank you.

589
00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:38,361
Why were you such a dick about that?

590
00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:39,731
What? What did I say?

591
00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,174
She's not my girlfriend.

592
00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:42,718
What, do I embarrass you or something?

593
00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:44,845
No. This is a first date, though.

594
00:30:45,028 --> 00:30:46,780
I just think the word girlfriend is a bit much.

595
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:49,691
Well, excuse me.
I'm sorry you're feeling smothered.

596
00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:53,145
I'm starting to see
why you don't have a husband.

597
00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:01,395
You got a lot of energy, don't you?

598
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,815
What the hell?
You just bit my tongue!

599
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:07,632
Jesus!

600
00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:09,585
What the fuck is wrong with you?

601
00:31:09,586 --> 00:31:11,388
Come on, don't be a pussy.

602
00:31:11,471 --> 00:31:12,931
I'm not a pussy.
I just don't like hitting.

603
00:31:13,856 --> 00:31:14,856
What the fuck!

604
00:31:15,132 --> 00:31:16,217
Are you ticklish?

605
00:31:16,259 --> 00:31:17,053
What do you mean?

606
00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:18,511
God damn it! No!

607
00:31:18,595 --> 00:31:20,055
Stop, stop. Evelyn, stop!
Oh, you are!

608
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:21,546
Shit. Shit!

609
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,637
Albert, is that you?

610
00:31:28,629 --> 00:31:29,681
Yeah. Sorry, Dad.

611
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,851
Your mother died this afternoon.

612
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,181
Merciful God,

613
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,557
take this good woman into
thine heavenly kingdom,

614
00:31:40,558 --> 00:31:43,098
where she may find
peace and freedom

615
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,045
from her earthly suffering.

616
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:48,633
You know, Elsie Stark,
she eschewed the pleasures of this earth.

617
00:31:49,534 --> 00:31:51,136
I'm really sorry, Albert.

618
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,206
She had a full life.

619
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,917
You know when she was born,
all of this was just...

620
00:32:00,742 --> 00:32:02,029
dusty desert plain,

621
00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:03,832
as far as the eye could see.

622
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,051
And now look at it.

623
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:09,204
We got the sod house over there.

624
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:13,579
You know, I've seen old photographs
of that plain without the sod house,

625
00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,956
and it's really weird because

626
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,479
it's like you recognize it,
but it's really different.

627
00:32:18,063 --> 00:32:20,490
But it's the same,
but it's just really weird.

628
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:23,868
Yeah.

629
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:27,013
She once bit a rattlesnake in two.

630
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,374
When I asked why she simply said.

631
00:32:29,658 --> 00:32:31,973
Well I wanted to bite him before...

632
00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:33,435
he bit me.

633
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,356
Hey, how you doing, Dad?
You ok?

634
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:37,924
She was a good, solid woman.

635
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,409
I liked her.

636
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:41,568
Easy Dad, I'm...

637
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,921
uncomfortable with so much emotion.

638
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,151
I'm sorry I couldn't save her, Albert.

639
00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:51,438
She had a splinter, Doc,
what the hell were you supposed to do?

640
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,459
Ashes to ashes,

641
00:32:53,784 --> 00:32:55,132
dust to dust.

642
00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:56,935
Hey, we got a couple more here.

643
00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,562
Yeah, can we get in on this grave?

644
00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,231
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, go ahead.

645
00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:05,986
Much obliged.

646
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:06,970
Thanks.

647
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,617
Man, I see kids everywhere
with those stick hoops lately.

648
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:13,736
I know me too.

649
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:16,246
It's got to be bad for their brains, right?

650
00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:17,873
Yeah, it stunts their attention span.

651
00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:19,165
I read an article in the paper.

652
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,668
Yeah, I saw that. It's like they lose
the power to innovate,

653
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,211
because they're staring
at the stick hoop all day.

654
00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:24,838
Let me tell you something.
When intellectual progress

655
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:26,840
comes to a screeching halt
20 years from now,

656
00:33:26,923 --> 00:33:28,091
you can thank the stick hoop.

657
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:29,467
Yeah.
That's about right.

658
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:31,135
Edward, Edward.

659
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:37,559
Holy shit.

660
00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:40,761
Fucking Foy.

661
00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,679
She told me she didn't want
to see anybody.

662
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,357
She told me she had
to work on herself.

663
00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:45,517
Look at that.

664
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:47,901
Oh, my God.
Fucking Foy!

665
00:33:47,936 --> 00:33:49,237
The owner of the Moustachery.

666
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:50,872
Look at that. He's kissing her.

667
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,741
He's kissing. He's frenching her.
Fucking Foy!

668
00:33:53,124 --> 00:33:54,409
Maybe you should grow a moustache.

669
00:33:54,592 --> 00:33:55,794
No, I can't afford it.

670
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,496
The creams, the waxes, the lotions.

671
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,623
I don't have the money.

672
00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:01,099
Fucking Foy!

673
00:34:01,282 --> 00:34:03,046
Hey, Albert, maybe we should
just go to church, you know.

674
00:34:03,059 --> 00:34:04,252
It'll make you feel a lot better.

675
00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:05,337
Church is not gonna...

676
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,963
Oh, hey, look! It's the ice!

677
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,217
Why is it so big?

678
00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:12,610
So it doesn't melt.

679
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,513
That's so neat.

680
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,281
I know. It's actually really
interesting how they do it.

681
00:34:17,282 --> 00:34:19,482
It's this one company out in Boston,

682
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:22,270
that basically cuts it in big blocks,

683
00:34:22,554 --> 00:34:24,542
from frozen lakes and ponds,

684
00:34:24,643 --> 00:34:25,643
and they just ship it all over...

685
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,221
Oh, my God!

686
00:34:28,446 --> 00:34:30,068
Oh, my God!

687
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,997
That went south so fast!

688
00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:38,653
And make no mistake, my children.

689
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:43,825
There shall be swift and righteous
justice on all free grazers.

690
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:45,765
No more shall they,

691
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,880
nibble want only
at the teat of our coffers.

692
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:51,716
And that's just exactly like
that part in the Bible

693
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,885
that applies to that situation.

694
00:34:54,352 --> 00:34:56,193
I would also like to offer a

695
00:34:56,218 --> 00:34:59,557
heartfelt prayer
to the family of James Addison,

696
00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,434
who was killed this morning

697
00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,103
while unloading the ice shipment.

698
00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:06,386
James, we will think
of you lovingly this July

699
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,900
as we sip the cold summer beverages

700
00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:10,485
for which you gave your life.

701
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,704
They're still gonna use the fucking ice.

702
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:15,355
Now, before we end
this morning's service,

703
00:35:15,356 --> 00:35:17,307
I would like to welcome
two new members,

704
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:18,751
to our community.

705
00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:21,613
Lewis Barnes and his sister, Anna.

706
00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:23,748
They've just moved here to Old Stump

707
00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:25,409
and they plan to build a farm.

708
00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:27,244
And we wish them all the luck.

709
00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:29,988
Well, that concludes today's service.

710
00:35:30,012 --> 00:35:32,090
So, may God bless you
for another week,

711
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,451
and there is a mountain lion
warning in effect.

712
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:50,650
Hi.

713
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,110
Hey, you.

714
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,778
So, the fair's coming up,

715
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:57,273
and I was thinking that we could go
dress shopping later.

716
00:35:57,757 --> 00:35:59,801
I was thinking you need a new dress.

717
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:01,678
Something expensive?

718
00:36:01,961 --> 00:36:03,338
Stupidly expensive!

719
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:04,429
Ok.

720
00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:16,592
Oh, Jesus.

721
00:36:17,126 --> 00:36:18,153
Hi, Albert.

722
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,220
Hello.

723
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,424
What's up, kiddo?
Never seen you in here before.

724
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:26,252
Just browsing.

725
00:36:26,561 --> 00:36:27,896
Yeah.

726
00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:30,732
You don't have a moustache, though.

727
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:32,274
No, I know. I was...

728
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:33,777
thinking about growing one.

729
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:34,861
I'm sorry, I can't...

730
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,505
I said I was thinking
about growing one.

731
00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,383
Excuse me, I have
to use the powder room.

732
00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:44,713
And just what kind of moustache
are you looking to grow?

733
00:36:46,846 --> 00:36:47,846
A big one.

734
00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:49,834
Like one of those ones that goes down

735
00:36:49,918 --> 00:36:52,219
along the side of my mouth,

736
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:53,353
and then goes up,

737
00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:55,080
the edge of my jaw,

738
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:58,718
and then becomes my sideburns,

739
00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:01,579
and then becomes my hair.

740
00:37:01,846 --> 00:37:02,931
A Möbius moustache.

741
00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:04,666
Möbius moustache, that's the one.

742
00:37:06,078 --> 00:37:06,878
Yeah.

743
00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:11,438
You should know that kind
of moustache is a very costly,

744
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,006
facial accessory.

745
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:14,275
Yeah, I know that.

746
00:37:14,459 --> 00:37:16,694
Well, you're a sheep farmer.

747
00:37:19,388 --> 00:37:21,357
Let me ask you something.
You feel good about what you're doing?

748
00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:22,579
What exactly am I doing?

749
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:24,332
Stealing a guy's girlfriend.
That's what you're doing.

750
00:37:24,385 --> 00:37:25,410
You feel good about that?

751
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,330
Hey, Louise dumped you, my friend.

752
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,133
It's not my fault she wanted
someone with more to offer.

753
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,352
I can give her a lavish home.

754
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:35,614
Warm blankets, wrapped candies.

755
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,033
Can you say the same, Albert?

756
00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:41,102
Can you give Louise wrapped candies?

757
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,203
You know what, fuck you, man.

758
00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:45,891
Yeah, that's what she's doing.

759
00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:17,589
Oh, hey, sweetie.

760
00:38:17,872 --> 00:38:18,772
Hi!

761
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,425
Hi, Mark.
Hey, Ed.

762
00:38:21,008 --> 00:38:22,886
What a long day!

763
00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:24,095
Oh, what happened?

764
00:38:24,379 --> 00:38:25,470
Oh, gosh, well.

765
00:38:25,895 --> 00:38:29,395
Like this one man wanted me
to smoke a cigar and then,

766
00:38:29,419 --> 00:38:32,078
ash on his balls while
I'm jerking him off,

767
00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:33,644
and I'm like, what?

768
00:38:33,669 --> 00:38:35,230
Can I do all that?

769
00:38:36,733 --> 00:38:37,733
Yeah.

770
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:41,321
You know, Ruth, I've been thinking.

771
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:42,855
About what?

772
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:45,166
Well, I love you.

773
00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:47,143
Well, I love you, too.

774
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:50,171
And we've been together for a long time.

775
00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:51,873
Wh...

776
00:38:52,156 --> 00:38:53,341
What do you think about...

777
00:38:53,966 --> 00:38:55,785
us spending the night together?

778
00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,349
You mean...

779
00:38:58,974 --> 00:39:00,605
having sex?

780
00:39:00,848 --> 00:39:02,257
Maybe not right away, you know?

781
00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:04,385
We. We could maybe lie together
for the first couple of times

782
00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:06,012
and see how it feels,
and then go from there.

783
00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:07,680
But Eddie, we're Christians.

784
00:39:07,864 --> 00:39:09,287
I know we're Christians and,

785
00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:12,009
and I want to do the correct thing
in the eyes of the Lord.

786
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:14,871
But if we really do love each other,

787
00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,607
don't you think God would be ok with it?

788
00:39:18,141 --> 00:39:19,642
I don't know. I mean...

789
00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:23,512
you're talking about pre-marital relations.

790
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,589
You've got a little thing right here.

791
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,474
I'll get it.

792
00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:31,204
Thank you.

793
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:33,296
That's it, I'm out.

794
00:39:33,397 --> 00:39:33,998
What?

795
00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,857
I'm done. I'm leaving.

796
00:39:35,858 --> 00:39:37,233
I'm going to San Francisco.

797
00:39:37,502 --> 00:39:39,420
What, are you serious?
Because of Louise?

798
00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:42,274
Yes, I'm serious.
And yes, it is because of Louise.

799
00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:44,549
I don't know how I lasted this long.

800
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,427
I hate the frontier,
I hate everything in it.

801
00:39:46,511 --> 00:39:48,346
Well, what am I gonna do?
I'm your best friend.

802
00:39:49,514 --> 00:39:50,561
I know. That's...

803
00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:53,451
That's why I want you to have these.

804
00:39:54,352 --> 00:39:56,229
Albert, these are your favorite socks.

805
00:39:56,604 --> 00:39:57,604
Yeah.

806
00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,600
And I want you to have that.

807
00:40:04,946 --> 00:40:06,631
Edward, this is your lucky handkerchief.

808
00:40:06,714 --> 00:40:07,715
Yeah.

809
00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:09,593
It's sticky.

810
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:14,455
Well, hello to you too!

811
00:40:14,739 --> 00:40:16,483
James, I found the friendly locals.

812
00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:21,087
So he said, why don't you go
blow your own horse?

813
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,090
Hey, watch it, pal.

814
00:40:24,716 --> 00:40:26,701
I think you owe me a drink, fella.

815
00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:28,294
The hell I do.

816
00:40:28,761 --> 00:40:30,388
You best watch where you stand.

817
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,258
I don't think you heard me.

818
00:40:33,641 --> 00:40:34,776
I'm thirsty.

819
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,638
Then why don't you go
on down the river,

820
00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:39,338
and take a dunk?

821
00:40:40,815 --> 00:40:42,133
Last chance, kid.

822
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:08,676
Oh, shit!

823
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:14,599
Albert, hurry!
Get in position!

824
00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,042
We got our own thing going on over here.

825
00:41:25,326 --> 00:41:26,751
Yeah, nobody needs to get in on this.

826
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,254
We're both getting hurt pretty badly.

827
00:41:33,326 --> 00:41:34,936
Nobody needs to come over here Albert.

828
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:37,330
This fight is way more violent than yours.

829
00:41:37,413 --> 00:41:38,790
All those other guys' fights.

830
00:41:53,513 --> 00:41:54,988
You actually hit me!

831
00:41:55,089 --> 00:41:56,072
I'm so sorry.

832
00:41:56,073 --> 00:41:57,074
You fucker!

833
00:41:57,158 --> 00:41:58,392
I put a new move in there.

834
00:41:58,393 --> 00:41:59,685
You don't just put a new move in.

835
00:41:59,769 --> 00:42:01,020
That's why we have the meetings.

836
00:42:08,903 --> 00:42:10,655
That's where it hurts. Like, right there.

837
00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:11,989
Like, right underneath my eye.

838
00:42:12,073 --> 00:42:13,282
Yeah, there's a little red spot.

839
00:42:14,066 --> 00:42:15,234
Careful, it's tender.

840
00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:38,182
Thank you.
Sure.

841
00:42:40,768 --> 00:42:41,936
Shit. Come on.

842
00:42:46,899 --> 00:42:48,059
Sorry about that.

843
00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:50,403
It's kind of a regular
occurrence around here.

844
00:42:50,486 --> 00:42:51,855
Really?
Yeah.

845
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:56,426
Hey, pretty fast hands back there.

846
00:42:57,509 --> 00:42:58,936
I guess you're a real hero.

847
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,207
Me? No, I'm not the hero.

848
00:43:02,874 --> 00:43:05,418
I'm the guy in the crowd
making fun of the hero's shirt.

849
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:06,578
That's who I am.

850
00:43:07,161 --> 00:43:09,325
Hey, look who's here.

851
00:43:09,850 --> 00:43:11,632
Who's this?
This is Plugger.

852
00:43:11,716 --> 00:43:12,934
Hey, Plugger.

853
00:43:14,844 --> 00:43:15,489
So, that...

854
00:43:15,914 --> 00:43:17,247
That was your brother in there?

855
00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:20,625
Yeah, Lewis. He's always been
a little rambunctious.

856
00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:24,770
Yeah, he seems like a great guy.
I'm Albert, by the way.

857
00:43:24,854 --> 00:43:25,854
Anna.

858
00:43:26,564 --> 00:43:27,999
You guys just got into town?

859
00:43:28,082 --> 00:43:28,882
Yeah.

860
00:43:29,525 --> 00:43:31,569
Welcome to our awesome town.

861
00:43:31,952 --> 00:43:32,752
Thanks.

862
00:43:33,087 --> 00:43:35,239
Lewis and I just came out
from Kansas City.

863
00:43:35,623 --> 00:43:36,641
Kansas.

864
00:43:36,824 --> 00:43:38,176
No, it's in Missouri.

865
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:40,978
Oh right. That's annoying and weird.

866
00:43:41,162 --> 00:43:42,246
You know we were wanting a change,

867
00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:45,041
so we came out to the frontier
looking to build a farm.

868
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,667
Oh, that's what I do.
Really?

869
00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:48,820
Yeah, I got a farm
about 2 miles from here.

870
00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:50,171
Oh, cattle?

871
00:43:50,354 --> 00:43:51,397
No, sheep.

872
00:43:52,581 --> 00:43:53,124
Yep.

873
00:43:53,507 --> 00:43:55,810
Well, that's got to be fulfilling work,
though, right?

874
00:43:56,593 --> 00:44:00,906
Yeah, it's great. It's like being a dog
walker for 150 really stupid dogs.

875
00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:03,851
Oh, shit, Plugger!
Oh, my God!

876
00:44:04,076 --> 00:44:04,957
Plugger, give it to me.

877
00:44:05,082 --> 00:44:06,980
Jesus, what is that?
It's the mayor.

878
00:44:09,565 --> 00:44:10,583
Oh, shit!

879
00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:14,338
Sorry about that.

880
00:44:17,782 --> 00:44:20,777
I assume this is why the town
is called Old Stump.

881
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:24,497
This is the very same stump in Old Stump.

882
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:25,581
Yeah.

883
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:27,409
When they built the town, they had,

884
00:44:27,434 --> 00:44:28,692
to cut down this big tree

885
00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:30,169
and they couldn't move the stump.

886
00:44:30,353 --> 00:44:32,505
They didn't have any dynamite
and they ran out of black guys,

887
00:44:32,688 --> 00:44:35,392
so they just had to leave it here,
in the middle of the street.

888
00:44:36,175 --> 00:44:39,320
Well, why couldn't they just build
the town 50 feet that way?

889
00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:47,937
So, why, why would you come
to the western frontier from Kansas City?

890
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:49,647
I mean, this is a shithole out here.

891
00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,975
I don't know, I think it's kind of exciting.

892
00:44:52,358 --> 00:44:55,158
Everything's so new and unpredictable.

893
00:44:55,278 --> 00:44:58,197
That is true. Yeah,
nothing is what it seems out here.

894
00:44:58,281 --> 00:44:59,782
Like, like, see that building, right there?

895
00:45:00,074 --> 00:45:01,701
Like, what do you think is in there?

896
00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:02,526
Oh, my God.

897
00:45:02,651 --> 00:45:04,060
It, it could be anything.

898
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:05,161
We don't know.

899
00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:08,124
This, this whole place has such
an air of mystery about it.

900
00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:14,588
I'm getting the sense you're
kind of a negative guy.

901
00:45:14,672 --> 00:45:16,215
Yes, I'm kind of a negative guy.

902
00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:17,992
Look where I live, for God's sake.

903
00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:20,219
By the way, here's a fun fact,

904
00:45:20,403 --> 00:45:22,638
about the American West in 1882.

905
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,724
You receive the same punishment

906
00:45:24,807 --> 00:45:27,793
if you're a horse thief
or a retarded newborn.

907
00:45:27,977 --> 00:45:30,054
They hang retarded newborns?

908
00:45:30,137 --> 00:45:32,181
Yep, as a warning to others.

909
00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:33,449
I shit you not.

910
00:45:34,317 --> 00:45:35,318
Jesus.

911
00:45:37,111 --> 00:45:40,089
But, it's not gonna be
my problem anymore.

912
00:45:40,990 --> 00:45:42,242
I'm leaving tomorrow.

913
00:45:42,825 --> 00:45:44,293
You are?
Yeah.

914
00:45:45,161 --> 00:45:46,354
Where are you going?

915
00:45:46,537 --> 00:45:49,240
San Francisco, civilization.

916
00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:54,128
Well, I guess you got to do
what makes you happy, right?

917
00:45:54,712 --> 00:45:57,715
Yeah, well, happy is a tall order, but,

918
00:45:58,466 --> 00:46:00,744
you know, this will at least
make me not dead.

919
00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:07,266
Could it be you're also
a guy with a broken heart?

920
00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:09,753
Since you brought it up,
can I unload all my shit on you?

921
00:46:12,313 --> 00:46:13,798
So, how did you guys meet?

922
00:46:15,657 --> 00:46:17,826
She moved to town a couple years ago to...

923
00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:20,162
take over the schoolmarm job.

924
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:24,158
Our old schoolmarm got her throat slit
by a fast-moving tumbleweed.

925
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:26,869
Oh, my God!
Yeah.

926
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,162
In front of the kids?

927
00:46:28,245 --> 00:46:29,830
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
All of them.

928
00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:31,749
Let me help you.

929
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,060
That is just painful to watch.

930
00:46:36,921 --> 00:46:38,273
And, you know, it's like...

931
00:46:39,398 --> 00:46:40,516
the whole time,

932
00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,827
we were together
I just remember thinking.

933
00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,972
How can I possibly be this happy?

934
00:46:48,382 --> 00:46:50,557
She likes me now, but one day she is

935
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:52,653
gonna figure out
that she is too good for me.

936
00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:55,221
And...

937
00:46:56,346 --> 00:46:57,916
then one day she did.

938
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:04,273
I feel like, I finally tricked one girl
into falling in love with me and...

939
00:47:05,533 --> 00:47:07,410
and then I lost her.

940
00:47:08,369 --> 00:47:10,871
I think you have
this whole thing upside down.

941
00:47:12,081 --> 00:47:14,625
I mean, it sounds like you've bent
over backwards for this girl,

942
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,127
but what has she given you back?

943
00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:18,154
I told you, she allowed me to be happy,

944
00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:21,090
in a part of the world that
is otherwise a living hell.

945
00:47:21,173 --> 00:47:22,308
Allowed?

946
00:47:23,092 --> 00:47:25,010
That's kind of fucked up that
you would use that word.

947
00:47:25,094 --> 00:47:26,512
You know that, right?

948
00:47:27,388 --> 00:47:31,016
All I know is that there
is nothing for me out here

949
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,393
if I don't have her.

950
00:47:34,103 --> 00:47:35,103
Well,

951
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,491
if this Foy guy is that much of a douche,

952
00:47:38,774 --> 00:47:40,726
she'll figure it out if she's smart.

953
00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:44,613
Sometimes a girl has to get
a few assholes out of her system

954
00:47:44,697 --> 00:47:47,058
before she realizes what
a good guy looks like.

955
00:47:48,041 --> 00:47:49,041
Maybe.

956
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:54,882
You ok?

957
00:47:55,332 --> 00:47:58,502
This is actually my first cigarette ever.

958
00:47:58,586 --> 00:48:00,029
Oh, my God.

959
00:48:05,134 --> 00:48:06,844
Oh, shit.
Diamondback.

960
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,554
It's a diamondback, yeah.
Fuck.

961
00:48:09,037 --> 00:48:11,348
It's ok, just hold perfectly still,
and it'll go away.

962
00:48:11,432 --> 00:48:12,566
Ok, ok.

963
00:48:16,228 --> 00:48:17,890
I don't think you should leave tomorrow.

964
00:48:19,273 --> 00:48:20,992
At least stay through the weekend.

965
00:48:21,275 --> 00:48:22,876
Isn't the fair on Saturday?

966
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:25,713
Oh, fuck that.
I'm not going to the stupid fair.

967
00:48:26,197 --> 00:48:28,365
Louise is gonna be there,
and she's gonna be with Foy.

968
00:48:28,449 --> 00:48:29,700
I don't want to put myself through

969
00:48:29,783 --> 00:48:31,202
that kind of fucking aggravation.

970
00:48:31,285 --> 00:48:32,854
Yeah, well, I'll go with you.

971
00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,873
No better way to make
your ex-girlfriend want you back more

972
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,758
than to let her see you with another girl.

973
00:48:38,192 --> 00:48:39,318
I don't know.

974
00:48:39,502 --> 00:48:41,813
Especially a smoking-hot girl.

975
00:48:42,296 --> 00:48:45,715
When she sees me,
she'll be intimidated as fuck.

976
00:48:45,716 --> 00:48:47,510
Oh, you're very modest, I see.

977
00:48:47,593 --> 00:48:48,895
I'm a little cocky.

978
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,795
But I got great tits.

979
00:48:53,039 --> 00:48:54,832
Sorry. Sorry sir. Sorry sir.

980
00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:55,743
Sorry, sir.

981
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:20,851
Barnes, wake up.

982
00:49:21,276 --> 00:49:22,627
Brought you a visitor.

983
00:49:25,422 --> 00:49:27,591
You stupid son of a bitch.

984
00:49:27,758 --> 00:49:29,760
You shot the pastor's son.

985
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,779
You realize they're probably
gonna hang you for this?

986
00:49:32,062 --> 00:49:33,481
Who gives a fuck what they want?

987
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,870
When Clinch gets into town,
it's not gonna matter what they do.

988
00:49:39,353 --> 00:49:40,437
He'll bust me out

989
00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:43,190
and anyone who tries to stop him
is gonna be a dead man.

990
00:49:47,987 --> 00:49:49,806
You know, one of these days,

991
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,509
there's gonna be a man
who's faster than Clinch,

992
00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:56,712
and tougher, and stronger.

993
00:49:57,329 --> 00:50:00,174
And then Clinch is gonna be
the dead man.

994
00:50:00,457 --> 00:50:03,085
And I'm gonna smoke
a fucking cigar to celebrate.

995
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:06,155
I don't think Clinch would like you
talking about him that way.

996
00:50:07,548 --> 00:50:10,209
Not a nice thing for a man's wife
to say about her husband.

997
00:50:10,759 --> 00:50:11,945
Yeah, well,

998
00:50:12,928 --> 00:50:15,981
let's see if he gets here before
you find yourself at the end of a rope.

999
00:50:18,851 --> 00:50:19,893
Tick-tock.

1000
00:50:44,293 --> 00:50:45,669
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!

1001
00:50:45,753 --> 00:50:47,004
Guys, no, no, no.

1002
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,340
Andrew, Jonathan, no.
Go, go, go. Go home.

1003
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,761
Hey, sheep boy.

1004
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,804
Hey.

1005
00:50:56,430 --> 00:50:59,525
Jesus, are you ok? I heard about
your brother getting arrested.

1006
00:51:00,392 --> 00:51:01,643
Yeah, I'm fine.

1007
00:51:02,368 --> 00:51:03,519
And listen, Albert.

1008
00:51:03,562 --> 00:51:05,281
Don't worry about Lewis, ok?

1009
00:51:05,564 --> 00:51:08,525
Anything that happens to him
right now is his own fault. Got it?

1010
00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:10,611
Yeah. Whatever you say, sure.

1011
00:51:10,694 --> 00:51:13,381
Good. Let's hit this fair,
because you know what I wanna do?

1012
00:51:13,864 --> 00:51:15,782
Eat hot food in 100-degree weather?

1013
00:51:15,783 --> 00:51:18,410
No, get my picture taken.
I've never done it before.

1014
00:51:18,494 --> 00:51:20,120
That's horse shit.
No, it's the truth.

1015
00:51:20,245 --> 00:51:21,227
No, that's horse shit.

1016
00:51:21,252 --> 00:51:22,188
That is horse shit.

1017
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:22,810
Ok.

1018
00:51:23,635 --> 00:51:24,635
All right.

1019
00:51:50,317 --> 00:51:52,152
Ok, everybody hold still!

1020
00:51:53,779 --> 00:51:55,679
You know, supposedly,
there's some guy in Texas

1021
00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:57,949
who smiled one time while he was
getting his picture taken.

1022
00:51:57,950 --> 00:51:59,451
Shut the fuck up.
Are you serious?

1023
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,562
We were just talking about that
last week, is that true?

1024
00:52:01,745 --> 00:52:04,324
I don't know. I mean, I heard it somewhere.
I don't know if it's true.

1025
00:52:05,207 --> 00:52:07,576
Yeah, it sounds like the kind of bullshit
somebody would make up.

1026
00:52:08,836 --> 00:52:10,169
So, we know what kinda girl you like.

1027
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,641
What kinda girl do you not like?

1028
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:12,538
What do you mean?

1029
00:52:12,564 --> 00:52:15,651
Like, what's the worst quality
for you in another person?

1030
00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:17,511
That's an interesting question.

1031
00:52:17,694 --> 00:52:18,694
Meat?

1032
00:52:18,762 --> 00:52:19,980
Meat?
Oh, no thanks.

1033
00:52:20,389 --> 00:52:21,724
You know that deal-breaker thing

1034
00:52:21,907 --> 00:52:23,767
that you just absolutely cannot tolerate.

1035
00:52:23,851 --> 00:52:25,436
For me, it's tobacco chewing.

1036
00:52:25,561 --> 00:52:27,604
I mean, I don't care how much a guy smokes,

1037
00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:29,298
but if he chews, forget it.

1038
00:52:29,481 --> 00:52:30,691
There's no way I'm kissing that.

1039
00:52:30,999 --> 00:52:32,668
And he's definitely not going down on me.

1040
00:52:32,735 --> 00:52:34,737
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You should stitch that into a pillow.

1041
00:52:34,862 --> 00:52:35,929
Oh, I have.

1042
00:52:36,113 --> 00:52:37,656
It's all embroidered and fancy, and it says,

1043
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,116
Don't go snacking if you've been tobaccing.

1044
00:52:39,283 --> 00:52:40,626
Yeah. That's perfect.

1045
00:52:41,452 --> 00:52:42,578
So, what about you?

1046
00:52:43,036 --> 00:52:45,956
All right, you're gonna think
this is kinda fucked up because it is.

1047
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,518
I can't handle it when a girl looks like her dad.

1048
00:52:50,002 --> 00:52:51,002
Ok. That's...

1049
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,155
Yeah. I know, I know.
Why?

1050
00:52:53,464 --> 00:52:56,675
Because when I'm dating a girl
and I meet her parents,

1051
00:52:56,759 --> 00:52:58,559
and it turns out that she looks like him,

1052
00:52:58,594 --> 00:53:00,804
and I see like all the matching
facial features

1053
00:53:00,888 --> 00:53:02,264
and the bone structure and what not.

1054
00:53:02,514 --> 00:53:03,932
From then on when I'm kissing her,

1055
00:53:04,016 --> 00:53:06,616
I'm just very aware
that I'm kissing the dad's,

1056
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:07,992
facial geography,

1057
00:53:08,017 --> 00:53:10,756
you know and it just has,
a slightly gay feeling.

1058
00:53:10,939 --> 00:53:12,566
I'm surprised your girlfriend left you.

1059
00:53:14,443 --> 00:53:16,579
Ok. Everybody hold still.

1060
00:53:22,743 --> 00:53:24,661
Oh, my God!
Holy shit!

1061
00:53:27,331 --> 00:53:28,624
Hold still!

1062
00:53:30,584 --> 00:53:32,419
God! This fucking fair!

1063
00:53:32,603 --> 00:53:33,837
Every year, something like this happens.

1064
00:53:33,921 --> 00:53:35,005
Every year, people die.

1065
00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:36,465
Really?
Every year.

1066
00:53:36,548 --> 00:53:37,633
Last year, there were two gunfights,

1067
00:53:37,716 --> 00:53:39,593
there was a knife fight,
a stage collapsed,

1068
00:53:39,676 --> 00:53:41,261
there was a drowning,
and the Indians attacked.

1069
00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:43,511
God, why are the Indians always so mad?

1070
00:53:43,536 --> 00:53:44,255
I don't know.

1071
00:53:44,256 --> 00:53:46,617
We're basically splitting
this country 50-50 with them.

1072
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,893
They're just selfish.

1073
00:53:50,562 --> 00:53:52,356
Ladies and gentlemen!

1074
00:53:52,439 --> 00:53:54,817
Step right up, step right up!

1075
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,109
Try a sample of...

1076
00:53:56,193 --> 00:53:57,637
Sir and madam,

1077
00:53:57,638 --> 00:54:00,405
may I divert your attention
over here just for a moment?

1078
00:54:00,489 --> 00:54:02,227
Welcome, welcome.

1079
00:54:02,428 --> 00:54:04,383
Can I interest you in a miracle cure?

1080
00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:06,745
I have only the finest healing
tonics and elixirs

1081
00:54:06,829 --> 00:54:09,289
procured from the farthest
corners of the globe.

1082
00:54:09,373 --> 00:54:12,000
Ogden's Celebrated Stomach Bitters.

1083
00:54:12,084 --> 00:54:14,127
Can I just ask, celebrated by who?

1084
00:54:14,211 --> 00:54:16,004
Who's celebrating about stomach bitters?

1085
00:54:16,088 --> 00:54:17,589
God. Look at the ingredients.

1086
00:54:17,673 --> 00:54:20,926
Cocaine, alcohol, morphine,
mercury with chalk.

1087
00:54:21,009 --> 00:54:23,178
What the hell is mercury with chalk?

1088
00:54:23,262 --> 00:54:24,304
Science!

1089
00:54:24,388 --> 00:54:26,014
And red flannel.

1090
00:54:26,098 --> 00:54:28,225
Red flannel?
There's shirt in here?

1091
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:29,476
Pieces of shirt.

1092
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,978
Ok, thank you very much.

1093
00:54:31,478 --> 00:54:32,980
Would you like to try?

1094
00:54:33,063 --> 00:54:34,606
Oh, my God.
What?

1095
00:54:34,690 --> 00:54:36,608
That's them. That's them.

1096
00:54:36,792 --> 00:54:39,142
Quick... pretend you just said
something funny to me.

1097
00:54:39,252 --> 00:54:40,618
Oh, my God! You are...

1098
00:54:41,143 --> 00:54:42,429
You are so hilarious!

1099
00:54:42,430 --> 00:54:43,957
Where do you come up...
No, shit!

1100
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,392
You pretend I said something funny.
Albert, stop.

1101
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:46,267
Stop.

1102
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:47,436
Just introduce me.

1103
00:54:47,619 --> 00:54:48,704
How I'm gonna to introduce...
Just. Come on.

1104
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:51,331
Hi!
Hey.

1105
00:54:52,115 --> 00:54:54,893
Foy and Louise, right?

1106
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:56,469
That's right.

1107
00:54:56,553 --> 00:54:57,579
This is Anna.

1108
00:54:57,704 --> 00:54:58,622
She's...

1109
00:54:58,805 --> 00:55:00,707
I'm his girlfriend.
She's my girlfriend.

1110
00:55:00,816 --> 00:55:03,610
She's the new GF.
Big time.

1111
00:55:03,794 --> 00:55:05,387
A lot of sexual activity.

1112
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:09,433
All the time.
I. I live inside her.

1113
00:55:09,516 --> 00:55:10,893
So, if you want to send me a letter,

1114
00:55:10,976 --> 00:55:14,421
you gotta address it care of her vagina.

1115
00:55:15,147 --> 00:55:16,148
Yep.

1116
00:55:16,732 --> 00:55:17,733
I have that skirt.

1117
00:55:18,016 --> 00:55:19,016
Oh, you do?

1118
00:55:19,776 --> 00:55:21,820
Yeah, I wore it to the fair, like,
two years ago.

1119
00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:23,572
But good for you for trying to bring it back.

1120
00:55:24,072 --> 00:55:26,241
Well, I figure only a complete idiot

1121
00:55:26,325 --> 00:55:28,452
would throw away a perfectly good thing.

1122
00:55:29,202 --> 00:55:31,330
We were gonna go check out
the shooting gallery over there.

1123
00:55:31,413 --> 00:55:32,623
You guys wanna join?
What?

1124
00:55:32,706 --> 00:55:34,032
Yeah, it'd be fun, right?

1125
00:55:34,207 --> 00:55:36,501
Oh, yes, and let's make things interesting.

1126
00:55:36,585 --> 00:55:38,270
A nickel a target.

1127
00:55:39,046 --> 00:55:40,480
You know, that's actually...

1128
00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:41,989
a little rich for my blood.

1129
00:55:42,049 --> 00:55:43,300
How about a penny?

1130
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:46,595
What's the matter, Albert?
Is business bad?

1131
00:55:50,098 --> 00:55:52,267
No, no. A penny it is.

1132
00:55:52,351 --> 00:55:54,770
Good Lord, Albert, you're such a sheepskate.

1133
00:55:59,049 --> 00:56:00,725
Let's go, Louise.
You can shear me on.

1134
00:56:00,909 --> 00:56:02,569
Oh, no, I didn't!

1135
00:56:03,153 --> 00:56:04,780
You're so funny, baby.
Thank you.

1136
00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:05,948
Shall we?

1137
00:56:06,031 --> 00:56:07,031
Come on.

1138
00:56:07,157 --> 00:56:08,116
Wait, wait, no, no.

1139
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,451
There you are, my good man.

1140
00:56:09,534 --> 00:56:10,534
Indeed.

1141
00:56:12,228 --> 00:56:13,680
That seems unnecessary.

1142
00:56:14,748 --> 00:56:17,292
What's wrong with ducks
or rabbits or something?

1143
00:56:31,974 --> 00:56:33,620
Six shots, six hits.

1144
00:56:33,721 --> 00:56:35,009
Quite the marksman!

1145
00:56:35,368 --> 00:56:36,182
There you go, ma'am.

1146
00:56:36,183 --> 00:56:37,734
Thank you, baby.

1147
00:56:41,108 --> 00:56:42,234
Care to try?

1148
00:56:46,238 --> 00:56:47,506
You got it.

1149
00:56:48,949 --> 00:56:50,175
Just breathe.

1150
00:57:04,089 --> 00:57:05,340
Didn't you date that guy?

1151
00:57:05,841 --> 00:57:07,601
Yeah, but it didn't work out.

1152
00:57:07,884 --> 00:57:09,494
It was like I was dating my dad.

1153
00:57:09,678 --> 00:57:11,221
Aren't you dating your dad now?

1154
00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:13,140
Yeah.
How's that going?

1155
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:14,683
Pretty good.

1156
00:57:14,975 --> 00:57:18,068
Seems you owe me six cents,
sheep herder.

1157
00:57:18,069 --> 00:57:19,087
Yeah, yeah, I know.

1158
00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:20,697
Jesus.

1159
00:57:21,398 --> 00:57:22,699
Wait. Hang on a sec.

1160
00:57:23,316 --> 00:57:24,735
You wanna make this interesting?

1161
00:57:25,736 --> 00:57:28,697
If I can shoot six out of six on Albert's behalf,
you owe him a dollar.

1162
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:29,823
If I can't,

1163
00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:32,492
he owes you a dollar.
Wait, what?

1164
00:57:32,576 --> 00:57:34,244
A dollar?
I've never seen a dollar.

1165
00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:35,328
Nobody's got a dollar!

1166
00:57:35,412 --> 00:57:36,496
Let us see the dollar!

1167
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,623
Well, this is interesting.

1168
00:57:38,707 --> 00:57:42,377
All right.
Do your best, ma'am.

1169
00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:46,506
How fast can this thing go?

1170
00:57:46,590 --> 00:57:50,093
Oh, you can play double or triple speeds,
but that's for the experts.

1171
00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:51,178
As fast as you can.

1172
00:58:02,773 --> 00:58:04,466
Holy shit!

1173
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:06,067
Congratulations!

1174
00:58:06,151 --> 00:58:07,986
You're a winner!

1175
00:58:08,278 --> 00:58:09,413
Thank you.

1176
00:58:10,363 --> 00:58:12,032
Come on, you owe him a dollar.

1177
00:58:16,953 --> 00:58:17,954
There it is!

1178
00:58:18,038 --> 00:58:19,039
It's beautiful!

1179
00:58:19,122 --> 00:58:21,166
Take your hat off, boy.
That's a dollar bill!

1180
00:58:24,503 --> 00:58:28,048
Well, a man whose girlfriend
does his shooting for him.

1181
00:58:28,131 --> 00:58:30,383
Isn't that a fine how-do-you-do?

1182
00:58:33,345 --> 00:58:36,431
I said, Isn't that a fine how-do-you-do?

1183
00:58:40,143 --> 00:58:41,622
How. How. How is that funny?

1184
00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:42,886
What. What's funny about that?

1185
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:44,764
How do you do is a greeting.
Why is that funny?

1186
00:58:44,848 --> 00:58:46,141
You, why, why are you laughing?

1187
00:58:46,233 --> 00:58:47,233
I don't know.

1188
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,025
He was laughing.

1189
00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:52,905
It seems your ex-boyfriend
doesn't have a sense of humor.

1190
00:58:52,906 --> 00:58:54,366
I can see why you dumped him.

1191
00:58:54,549 --> 00:58:55,249
Hey!

1192
00:58:56,201 --> 00:58:57,911
You wanna back up that attitude, asshole?

1193
00:58:57,994 --> 00:58:59,162
Oh, you are kidding.

1194
00:58:59,246 --> 00:59:01,832
Never been more serious in my life.
You and me, pistols.

1195
00:59:01,915 --> 00:59:03,715
You wouldn't have a prayer, kiddo.

1196
00:59:03,716 --> 00:59:05,167
Tomorrow, 8:00 a.m, sharp.

1197
00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:06,920
All right, challenge accepted!

1198
00:59:07,003 --> 00:59:07,911
Oh, gosh.

1199
00:59:08,036 --> 00:59:10,340
Tomorrow is bad for me,
and I really wanna be there.

1200
00:59:10,841 --> 00:59:12,843
Why don't we say a week from today?

1201
00:59:12,926 --> 00:59:14,327
That works for you, right Albert?

1202
00:59:15,178 --> 00:59:17,214
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
A week from today.

1203
00:59:18,098 --> 00:59:20,467
I got sheep stuff I gotta do
tomorrow, anyway.

1204
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,853
One week.

1205
00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:24,354
Come on, Louise.

1206
00:59:24,737 --> 00:59:26,907
I'll buy you some sugared butter shavings.

1207
00:59:32,237 --> 00:59:34,114
Oh, shit!

1208
00:59:35,465 --> 00:59:37,740
What the fuck did I just do?

1209
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:40,827
You just challenged Foy to a gunfight.

1210
00:59:40,871 --> 00:59:42,038
Anna, I have no idea what just happened.

1211
00:59:42,122 --> 00:59:43,665
I was. I was like out of my body.

1212
00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:46,101
Albert, did you see the look
on Louise's face?

1213
00:59:46,184 --> 00:59:47,184
No. Why?

1214
00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:49,746
She was aroused. She was impressed.

1215
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:53,216
You had a fire in your belly
for a second there, pal.

1216
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,135
Bet you never showed her that side before.

1217
00:59:55,218 --> 00:59:56,928
Yeah, I don't have that side to me.

1218
00:59:57,012 --> 00:59:59,021
I honestly don't know what just happened.
Albert.

1219
00:59:59,022 --> 01:00:00,373
You got her attention.

1220
01:00:00,557 --> 01:00:02,099
You beat this guy at a gunfight,

1221
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,044
I bet she thinks twice about dumping you.

1222
01:00:04,185 --> 01:00:07,337
Beat? Anna, I can't be in a gunfight.
What am I, Clinch Leatherwood here?

1223
01:00:07,338 --> 01:00:08,338
I'll get killed!

1224
01:00:08,899 --> 01:00:10,150
Why would you say that?

1225
01:00:10,984 --> 01:00:14,067
Because he's the most vicious
gunfighter in the territory,

1226
01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:15,113
which I am not!

1227
01:00:15,196 --> 01:00:17,774
No, you're not Clinch Leatherwood.

1228
01:00:18,158 --> 01:00:19,842
You're gonna be ok, Albert.

1229
01:00:19,843 --> 01:00:22,329
That week I just bought you is enough
time for me to teach you how to shoot.

1230
01:00:22,412 --> 01:00:23,413
You'll be fine.

1231
01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:24,846
Yeah, by the way, that's another thing.

1232
01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,908
How the fuck can you shoot like that?

1233
01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:28,209
Who the hell are you?

1234
01:00:28,293 --> 01:00:31,413
My father was a gun maker.
I could shoot a gun before I could walk.

1235
01:00:32,230 --> 01:00:35,050
Whatever it takes, I'm sick to my stomach.
I'm. My stomach is in knots.

1236
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:37,210
You're worked up, that's what it is.
Let's get a drink.

1237
01:00:37,293 --> 01:00:38,193
Come on.

1238
01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:40,513
Hey! It's our sweet young couple.

1239
01:00:40,597 --> 01:00:43,433
Could I interest you folks
in some Wildroot Cream-Oil?

1240
01:00:51,399 --> 01:00:53,283
People die at the fair.
People die at the fair.

1241
01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:19,678
Hey, what's going on?
Is everything all right?

1242
01:01:20,261 --> 01:01:21,830
One of the girls was raped.

1243
01:01:22,430 --> 01:01:24,766
Jesus. What happened?
Oh, my God.

1244
01:01:24,975 --> 01:01:28,587
I walked in, and this rancher was just...

1245
01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:32,065
riding Becky like she was
some kind of show pony.

1246
01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:35,068
Oh, my God.
That's terrible.

1247
01:01:35,652 --> 01:01:36,653
Sex?

1248
01:01:36,987 --> 01:01:37,988
Yeah.

1249
01:01:38,321 --> 01:01:40,240
Like, different from normal whorehouse sex?

1250
01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:42,117
I was just thinking the same thing.

1251
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,910
Did he not pay or something?

1252
01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:45,870
She was on her lunch break.

1253
01:01:45,954 --> 01:01:48,456
But he didn't wanna wait for her
to finish her sandwich.

1254
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:49,874
Just goes to show you that

1255
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,044
women are never really completely safe
from male aggression.

1256
01:01:53,128 --> 01:01:55,714
I mean, if a rape can happen here,

1257
01:01:56,798 --> 01:01:58,174
it can happen anywhere.

1258
01:01:58,591 --> 01:02:01,094
Yeah, I mean, probably more
likely to happen here,

1259
01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:02,470
but is she ok?

1260
01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,222
Doctor's with her now.

1261
01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:06,182
God, I'm so sorry.

1262
01:02:06,725 --> 01:02:08,226
This is Anna, by the way.

1263
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:09,344
Oh.
Oh, hi.

1264
01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:11,771
Listen, if there's anything we can do,

1265
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,815
just please, please let us know.
Anything at all, yeah.

1266
01:02:14,207 --> 01:02:16,876
We could send a card or something.

1267
01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,453
If it were me, you know, I think...

1268
01:02:18,737 --> 01:02:20,647
I mean, I would love something I could use.

1269
01:02:21,031 --> 01:02:22,099
You know, like...

1270
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:23,925
Like milk.

1271
01:02:25,493 --> 01:02:28,121
I mean, yeah, that's... Sure.
We can send milk.

1272
01:02:28,771 --> 01:02:30,340
Milk would be so nice.

1273
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:32,834
We'll send milk.

1274
01:02:51,027 --> 01:02:51,663
Ok.

1275
01:02:52,288 --> 01:02:53,395
Take your right thumb,

1276
01:02:53,454 --> 01:02:54,855
put it all the way to the left.

1277
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:56,748
Cross it over, cradle it right in there,

1278
01:02:56,749 --> 01:02:59,027
and then just extend it
straight through your...

1279
01:02:59,110 --> 01:02:59,825
Like that?

1280
01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:00,936
Straight.

1281
01:03:01,295 --> 01:03:03,195
You've never fired a gun before.

1282
01:03:03,198 --> 01:03:04,649
I... I have not.
I own a gun.

1283
01:03:05,033 --> 01:03:06,800
I, no, I fired a gun at the shooting gallery.

1284
01:03:07,101 --> 01:03:08,887
But those were quarter loads.
These are full loads.

1285
01:03:09,070 --> 01:03:12,665
Ok, all right, get ready.
I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans.

1286
01:03:13,349 --> 01:03:15,710
Shut the fuck up and focus.
All right. ok.

1287
01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:25,678
This is never gonna work.

1288
01:03:25,762 --> 01:03:27,555
This is not. This is. This is not working.
It's gonna work.

1289
01:03:27,639 --> 01:03:28,639
No it's not, look.
It's gonna work and Louise

1290
01:03:28,663 --> 01:03:29,915
is gonna come running back to you.

1291
01:03:30,116 --> 01:03:31,393
How the hell do you get these things out?

1292
01:03:32,477 --> 01:03:35,146
I'm sitting there jerking that thing off.

1293
01:03:38,191 --> 01:03:39,851
Hey, why are you being so nice to me?

1294
01:03:40,235 --> 01:03:41,302
What do you mean?

1295
01:03:41,486 --> 01:03:43,738
Well, I mean, you...
you show up out of nowhere.

1296
01:03:43,822 --> 01:03:47,676
You're this complete anomaly
in my world of terribleness out here.

1297
01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:50,554
I mean, you must have a million
better things to do than this.

1298
01:03:51,037 --> 01:03:52,706
What, I can't make a new friend?

1299
01:03:53,289 --> 01:03:54,875
You sure look like you could use one.

1300
01:03:55,558 --> 01:03:56,709
I guess. I mean, I just...

1301
01:03:57,234 --> 01:03:58,909
I just don't know anything about you.

1302
01:03:58,910 --> 01:04:00,588
Well, can I ask you something about you?

1303
01:04:00,672 --> 01:04:01,798
Yeah, sure.

1304
01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:04,676
Why do you love Louise?

1305
01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:07,717
I mean...

1306
01:04:08,242 --> 01:04:09,364
take your pick. She's...

1307
01:04:09,647 --> 01:04:10,865
I feel great when I'm with her.

1308
01:04:11,149 --> 01:04:14,869
She's classy, she's fun,
she's insanely gorgeous.

1309
01:04:14,953 --> 01:04:17,505
Hey, no, look. She's really pretty, yes but...

1310
01:04:17,889 --> 01:04:19,399
Honestly and I'm sorry to say this,

1311
01:04:19,582 --> 01:04:21,626
I don't see, what else
she's got going for her.

1312
01:04:21,909 --> 01:04:24,331
My impression was that
she was a little sour and...

1313
01:04:24,656 --> 01:04:27,423
self-absorbed and for a guy
with so much going for him,

1314
01:04:27,607 --> 01:04:28,616
I just thought that maybe you...

1315
01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,052
I. I don't know what you think
I have going for me but...

1316
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,453
You see? There you go again,

1317
01:04:32,537 --> 01:04:33,663
just cutting yourself down.

1318
01:04:33,888 --> 01:04:35,799
You act like this girl
was performing some kind

1319
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,548
of a charitable act by dating you.

1320
01:04:37,549 --> 01:04:38,902
Albert, you're a catch.

1321
01:04:39,085 --> 01:04:41,421
You're sweet, you're funny, you're smart.

1322
01:04:41,846 --> 01:04:43,522
You've made something
of yourself out here.

1323
01:04:43,523 --> 01:04:45,024
You know, a lot of people can't say that.

1324
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,667
You're a good sheep farmer.

1325
01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:48,795
Oh, my God, please.
I suck at sheep.

1326
01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:51,021
Louise was right.
I can't keep track of them.

1327
01:04:51,022 --> 01:04:52,614
There was a sheep
in the whorehouse last week.

1328
01:04:52,615 --> 01:04:53,708
Really?
Yeah.

1329
01:04:53,892 --> 01:04:56,093
Wandered in there,
and then when I went to pick it up,

1330
01:04:56,094 --> 01:04:57,721
somehow, it had made $20.

1331
01:05:01,232 --> 01:05:02,289
But, you know...

1332
01:05:02,414 --> 01:05:04,969
Thank you, anyway for what you said.
Thanks.

1333
01:05:05,628 --> 01:05:08,423
Oh, look, the West fucking sucks,

1334
01:05:08,606 --> 01:05:10,274
but the frontier is not your problem.

1335
01:05:10,358 --> 01:05:11,358
It's you.

1336
01:05:11,526 --> 01:05:13,353
You need a little confidence boost, my friend.

1337
01:05:13,536 --> 01:05:14,871
Now, aim up, sheep boy.

1338
01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:27,775
There we go!
See? There!

1339
01:05:27,959 --> 01:05:29,444
All righty. That's one.

1340
01:05:29,627 --> 01:05:34,040
So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let me
shoot 16 times before he shoots,

1341
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:35,250
and then I win!

1342
01:05:35,433 --> 01:05:37,250
You're gonna do great, I promise.
Easy.

1343
01:05:37,251 --> 01:05:38,294
We're gonna get there.

1344
01:07:34,052 --> 01:07:35,553
Hey!
Yes!

1345
01:07:38,723 --> 01:07:41,601
God damn it, Albert!
No more friends!

1346
01:07:49,567 --> 01:07:51,277
You know, you did great today.

1347
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,196
So much better than last week.

1348
01:07:53,362 --> 01:07:55,740
And I have a surprise for you.

1349
01:07:56,365 --> 01:07:58,717
You have earned one of Anna Barnes'

1350
01:07:58,718 --> 01:08:01,521
very special super-super-secret cookies.

1351
01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:07,502
Wait, what is this?

1352
01:08:07,785 --> 01:08:09,604
This is a pot...
This is a pot cookie, isn't it?

1353
01:08:09,687 --> 01:08:10,838
You are... No, no, no.
It's a pot cookie.

1354
01:08:10,922 --> 01:08:12,147
No thank. I don't do well with that stuff,

1355
01:08:12,148 --> 01:08:13,207
at all.
It's a pot cookie.

1356
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:14,942
Yeah, I know. No, thank you.

1357
01:08:15,126 --> 01:08:16,099
No, no, no, no.
Just have a little bit with me.

1358
01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:18,900
My worst fear is to OD
on a recreational drug.

1359
01:08:18,971 --> 01:08:20,771
I don't. I don't. No, thank you.
On a pot cookie?

1360
01:08:20,795 --> 01:08:22,316
Yeah The last time somebody
gave me one of these

1361
01:08:22,441 --> 01:08:24,435
I became convinced that prairie
dogs could read my mind.

1362
01:08:24,519 --> 01:08:26,354
Just take a little bit.

1363
01:08:26,437 --> 01:08:28,571
I'll take a very, very small bite.
Just a small bite.

1364
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:29,674
A very small bite.
That's it.

1365
01:08:32,819 --> 01:08:34,111
Are you kidding me?

1366
01:08:34,112 --> 01:08:35,655
Nope. Deadly serious.

1367
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:37,123
Let's see what this does,

1368
01:08:37,406 --> 01:08:38,866
and if I don't throw myself off this cliff

1369
01:08:38,950 --> 01:08:40,368
during some awful freak-out, then...
No.

1370
01:08:40,451 --> 01:08:42,119
Just take that little bit, right there.

1371
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:43,438
Well, now you've touched it.

1372
01:08:44,122 --> 01:08:45,895
Take the other side.

1373
01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:47,774
There you go.

1374
01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:49,461
There.

1375
01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:52,997
And now, we just wait for
the sun to set.

1376
01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:06,686
This is really weird.

1377
01:09:08,104 --> 01:09:09,706
Is it supposed to be like this?

1378
01:09:12,817 --> 01:09:14,225
You gave me the right amount, right?

1379
01:09:14,226 --> 01:09:16,154
You don't think I took too much?

1380
01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:21,409
Just ride it out.
This is...

1381
01:09:21,892 --> 01:09:23,786
My bones are in really deep today.

1382
01:09:23,870 --> 01:09:27,123
Like, there's a lot more skin
than there usually is.

1383
01:09:27,506 --> 01:09:29,291
I think my body is padding up
for the winter,

1384
01:09:29,292 --> 01:09:30,668
which is weird, because it's not winter.

1385
01:09:30,710 --> 01:09:33,171
But there's a lot
there's a lot more there.

1386
01:09:37,675 --> 01:09:39,603
There's something wrong
with my swallowing.

1387
01:09:40,386 --> 01:09:41,971
This is not how I usually swallow.

1388
01:09:43,581 --> 01:09:44,647
Oh, my God, Anna, he knows.

1389
01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:45,573
What, what, what?
He knows.

1390
01:09:45,574 --> 01:09:47,135
He knows... he knows what this is.

1391
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:48,811
He knows what this is.

1392
01:09:48,895 --> 01:09:50,855
I don't wanna...
No, I don't wanna join.

1393
01:09:51,981 --> 01:09:53,208
I don't wanna join up.

1394
01:10:07,830 --> 01:10:09,382
Oh, shit!

1395
01:10:17,423 --> 01:10:20,368
John, this tree didn't fall down.
It was cut down.

1396
01:10:20,927 --> 01:10:23,070
That's bad news.
Stay sharp.

1397
01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:30,686
Sorry, sir. But we're gonna need
another body out here.

1398
01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:03,527
Don't wander off too far,
Michael. You hear?

1399
01:11:28,077 --> 01:11:30,788
Now, this can only end well
for one of us.

1400
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,757
We shoot on three.

1401
01:11:35,918 --> 01:11:36,919
One...

1402
01:11:38,963 --> 01:11:40,047
Two...

1403
01:11:43,217 --> 01:11:44,243
Find it.

1404
01:11:44,427 --> 01:11:45,636
Keep your eye on these two.

1405
01:11:50,391 --> 01:11:51,626
Found it, Clinch.

1406
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:07,700
Oh, my God.

1407
01:12:09,702 --> 01:12:11,454
Ten thousand in gold bullion.

1408
01:12:12,204 --> 01:12:15,423
We'll kindly relieve
the Wells Fargo company

1409
01:12:15,424 --> 01:12:16,909
of this heavy little burden.

1410
01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:19,537
Shall we, lads?

1411
01:12:23,924 --> 01:12:27,762
That was a big mistake.

1412
01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:29,930
You listen very closely.

1413
01:12:30,306 --> 01:12:31,716
You're a lucky man,

1414
01:12:32,099 --> 01:12:33,684
because I'm in a good mood today.

1415
01:12:34,485 --> 01:12:36,645
Now, are you gonna try that again?

1416
01:12:36,729 --> 01:12:37,855
No. No, sir.

1417
01:12:38,138 --> 01:12:40,432
Good. I'm gonna give you
just one warning.

1418
01:12:40,691 --> 01:12:42,360
You reach for that gun again,

1419
01:12:42,543 --> 01:12:43,544
and this is what will happen.

1420
01:12:47,815 --> 01:12:49,858
Like I said, one warning.

1421
01:12:51,327 --> 01:12:52,370
Holy shit, Clinch!

1422
01:12:52,453 --> 01:12:54,205
There's gotta be at least 15,000 here!

1423
01:12:54,288 --> 01:12:55,373
Put that down.

1424
01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:58,876
Put it down.

1425
01:13:00,452 --> 01:13:02,037
We're not gonna touch that damn gold

1426
01:13:02,121 --> 01:13:04,081
until everything cools down.

1427
01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,715
We're gonna go back to Old Stump,

1428
01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:07,301
we're gonna get Anna and Lewis,

1429
01:13:07,385 --> 01:13:09,678
and we're gonna lay low,
for at least a month.

1430
01:13:09,887 --> 01:13:10,930
Understood?

1431
01:13:12,390 --> 01:13:13,724
Understood?
Yeah, boss.

1432
01:13:13,808 --> 01:13:15,226
All right. Pick it up.

1433
01:14:12,825 --> 01:14:14,952
You look amazing.

1434
01:14:15,035 --> 01:14:16,845
And maybe a little uncomfortable.

1435
01:14:17,079 --> 01:14:18,998
Oh, shit!

1436
01:14:19,165 --> 01:14:20,916
I'm totally overdressed, aren't I?

1437
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,251
No.

1438
01:14:22,334 --> 01:14:24,295
I've never done formal before.

1439
01:14:24,478 --> 01:14:26,630
And the lady at the boutique
told me to buy this

1440
01:14:26,654 --> 01:14:28,048
and no one else is wearing this.

1441
01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:31,025
Who cares. Who cares what...
These are all fuckers.

1442
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,543
Wait. You. You look fantastic.

1443
01:14:32,544 --> 01:14:34,762
I look like Jane Austen threw up
all over me.

1444
01:14:34,763 --> 01:14:37,208
You do not look like Jane Austen threw...

1445
01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:39,585
No, you look,
you look absolutely beautiful.

1446
01:14:39,768 --> 01:14:41,061
You can breathe in that thing, right?

1447
01:14:41,145 --> 01:14:42,229
There's nothing I like more than

1448
01:14:42,313 --> 01:14:43,981
putting on some loose, baggy clothes,

1449
01:14:44,064 --> 01:14:45,441
and just being able to relax.

1450
01:14:45,465 --> 01:14:48,235
Yeah. No this is an end-of-the-workday
outfit you have on.

1451
01:14:48,319 --> 01:14:50,259
Yeah. No I'm very glad I remembered the,

1452
01:14:50,284 --> 01:14:52,897
six items I somehow require
to hold up my pants.

1453
01:14:52,898 --> 01:14:53,781
Oh, yeah.

1454
01:14:53,782 --> 01:14:54,991
I like your bustle, by the way.

1455
01:14:54,992 --> 01:14:56,076
Oh, yeah.

1456
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:59,079
I really love that the most
alluring fashion statement

1457
01:14:59,163 --> 01:15:00,498
a woman can make today

1458
01:15:00,781 --> 01:15:02,015
is to simulate a fat ass.

1459
01:15:02,016 --> 01:15:04,250
That is a simulation of a fat ass, right there.
Thank you.

1460
01:15:04,351 --> 01:15:07,671
If I was a black guy, this is the meanest
trick you could play on me.

1461
01:15:07,955 --> 01:15:08,539
Because...

1462
01:15:08,864 --> 01:15:11,717
I'd be like, Oh, my God! Look.
There's a fat ass, my favorite.

1463
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,727
And then I'd lift it up and I'd be like,
Oh, shit, it's a big joke.

1464
01:15:14,728 --> 01:15:16,655
I know exactly, because when you lift it up

1465
01:15:16,739 --> 01:15:18,866
there's nothing but
a metal cage under there.

1466
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:23,646
You are ready to relieve
the stress of the day.

1467
01:15:23,729 --> 01:15:25,481
Completely.

1468
01:15:28,193 --> 01:15:29,193
Well...

1469
01:15:29,818 --> 01:15:31,483
at the very least, this will be a..

1470
01:15:31,908 --> 01:15:34,482
Good way to spend
my last night alive, right?

1471
01:15:34,865 --> 01:15:35,766
Albert.

1472
01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:37,033
What?

1473
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:38,936
Do you trust me?

1474
01:15:41,330 --> 01:15:42,773
Yeah, I do.

1475
01:15:43,332 --> 01:15:45,893
Good. You're gonna be fine.

1476
01:15:46,377 --> 01:15:48,127
If I thought you were gonna
lose this gunfight,

1477
01:15:48,128 --> 01:15:49,661
I'd make you call it off.

1478
01:15:50,186 --> 01:15:50,863
Ok?

1479
01:15:54,385 --> 01:15:55,594
Yeah, ok.

1480
01:15:56,845 --> 01:15:57,972
Trust me.

1481
01:16:02,685 --> 01:16:05,187
Hey, how about it for the James Gang?

1482
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:07,314
The James Gang.

1483
01:16:07,523 --> 01:16:09,233
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1484
01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:10,901
It's great to be back here in Old Stump.

1485
01:16:10,985 --> 01:16:13,153
You know, I remember when this was
just a one-horse town,

1486
01:16:13,237 --> 01:16:14,238
and now look at you!

1487
01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:15,447
Your horse is dead.

1488
01:16:17,324 --> 01:16:20,119
Hey, any Indians here tonight?
How'd you get tickets?

1489
01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:21,745
Let me guess. Scalpers.

1490
01:16:23,455 --> 01:16:25,499
I kid the red man.
They're a noble savage.

1491
01:16:25,582 --> 01:16:27,167
But, you know, I date Indian women,

1492
01:16:27,251 --> 01:16:28,752
and I don't care who knows about it.

1493
01:16:28,836 --> 01:16:30,254
I was with one the other night.

1494
01:16:30,337 --> 01:16:32,464
I asked her, I said,
How do you liked to get fucked?

1495
01:16:32,548 --> 01:16:34,174
She said, Take my land.

1496
01:16:37,011 --> 01:16:38,762
Hey, quick show of hands, everybody.

1497
01:16:38,846 --> 01:16:41,098
Who likes whores and wearing a hat?

1498
01:16:41,181 --> 01:16:42,791
It's the best, right?

1499
01:16:42,975 --> 01:16:45,436
You know, I accidently hired
a whore the other night.

1500
01:16:45,519 --> 01:16:47,913
I thought she said,
Who wants to be in my posse?

1501
01:16:49,356 --> 01:16:50,923
Fuck you, sod-busters.

1502
01:16:50,924 --> 01:16:52,976
You know, cowpoke is a noun,
not a verb.

1503
01:16:54,486 --> 01:16:57,781
But I tell ya, folks, this telegraph machine...
That thing is nuts.

1504
01:16:58,165 --> 01:17:00,743
I mean, sure, it's faster than
the Pony Express but,

1505
01:17:00,926 --> 01:17:03,429
what good is it if you can't send
a picture of your dick?

1506
01:17:05,748 --> 01:17:07,207
People gotta lighten up.

1507
01:17:07,591 --> 01:17:10,118
This temperance movement?
That shit pisses me off.

1508
01:17:10,227 --> 01:17:12,104
I saw Carry Nation speak.

1509
01:17:12,287 --> 01:17:15,249
She said, show me one good reason
why a man needs a drink.

1510
01:17:15,332 --> 01:17:17,125
I said, look in the mirror, bitch.

1511
01:17:18,469 --> 01:17:19,970
Ok, they're giving me the lantern.

1512
01:17:20,354 --> 01:17:22,114
Don't forget to rape your waitresses,

1513
01:17:22,197 --> 01:17:24,867
enjoy the bison and I hope you're
enjoying your drinks

1514
01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:27,594
as much as my horse enjoyed
making them for you.

1515
01:17:28,228 --> 01:17:30,773
Now, let's all line up
for the sweetheart dance.

1516
01:17:33,233 --> 01:17:34,418
Come on, let's go.

1517
01:17:34,902 --> 01:17:36,487
No, no, no, no! No, no!
I suck at dancing.

1518
01:17:36,570 --> 01:17:37,654
No one will notice.

1519
01:17:37,938 --> 01:17:40,082
How will they not notice?
Because you suck at everything.

1520
01:17:40,183 --> 01:17:41,050
Look.

1521
01:17:41,075 --> 01:17:42,217
Well, well!

1522
01:17:42,493 --> 01:17:44,370
Hello, there, sheepie.

1523
01:17:45,162 --> 01:17:47,664
Hello, Foy.
Hey, Louise.

1524
01:17:47,848 --> 01:17:48,848
Hey, Albert.

1525
01:17:48,874 --> 01:17:50,826
So, big day tomorrow.

1526
01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:53,128
Care for a last dance?

1527
01:17:53,879 --> 01:17:54,922
With you?

1528
01:17:55,297 --> 01:17:56,840
No, not with me.

1529
01:17:56,924 --> 01:17:57,924
I mean, the dance.

1530
01:17:58,292 --> 01:18:00,177
Yeah. No, yeah, no.
She and I are gonna dance.

1531
01:18:00,344 --> 01:18:02,721
And now, to serenade us
for the sweetheart dance,

1532
01:18:02,905 --> 01:18:05,165
our very own Marcus Thornton!

1533
01:18:06,975 --> 01:18:08,185
Shit crowd.

1534
01:18:16,777 --> 01:18:20,239
Ready for weird, stiff,
traditional frontier dancing?

1535
01:18:20,322 --> 01:18:21,323
Fuck, yes.

1536
01:18:24,827 --> 01:18:26,703
♪ <i>You men who long for love</i> ♪

1537
01:18:26,787 --> 01:18:28,497
♪ <i>You mustn't all despair</i> ♪

1538
01:18:28,580 --> 01:18:30,958
♪ <i>There's a secret you should know</i> ♪

1539
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,668
♪ <i>To capture the hearts of the fair</i> ♪

1540
01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,618
♪ <i>You may not have the looks</i> ♪

1541
01:18:34,643 --> 01:18:36,571
♪ <i>You may not have the dash</i> ♪

1542
01:18:36,630 --> 01:18:38,507
♪ <i>But you'll win yourself a girl</i> ♪

1543
01:18:38,590 --> 01:18:40,259
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1544
01:18:40,342 --> 01:18:42,386
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1545
01:18:42,469 --> 01:18:44,680
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1546
01:18:48,142 --> 01:18:50,269
♪ <i>You may be common folk</i> ♪

1547
01:18:50,436 --> 01:18:52,104
♪ <i>Without a hint of pride</i> ♪

1548
01:18:52,271 --> 01:18:54,106
♪ <i>But you needn't be a king</i> ♪

1549
01:18:54,273 --> 01:18:56,108
♪ <i>To make any maiden a bride</i> ♪

1550
01:18:56,275 --> 01:19:00,279
♪ <i>You may not have the name</i> ♪
♪ <i>You may not have the cash</i> ♪

1551
01:19:00,446 --> 01:19:01,947
♪ <i>But you'll make that girl your own</i> ♪

1552
01:19:02,030 --> 01:19:03,940
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1553
01:19:04,124 --> 01:19:05,889
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1554
01:19:05,914 --> 01:19:07,827
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1555
01:19:12,124 --> 01:19:13,700
♪ <i>You may be big and fat</i> ♪

1556
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:15,544
♪ <i>Or uglier than sin</i> ♪

1557
01:19:16,011 --> 01:19:17,805
♪ <i>All the ladies shut you out</i> ♪

1558
01:19:18,172 --> 01:19:19,865
♪ <i>You're wondering how to get in</i> ♪

1559
01:19:20,132 --> 01:19:21,653
♪ <i>Well, here is my advice</i> ♪

1560
01:19:21,678 --> 01:19:23,367
♪ <i>For how to make a splash</i> ♪

1561
01:19:23,510 --> 01:19:25,387
♪ <i>You can have your pick of gals</i> ♪

1562
01:19:25,554 --> 01:19:27,306
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1563
01:19:27,473 --> 01:19:29,341
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1564
01:19:29,608 --> 01:19:31,343
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

1565
01:19:31,410 --> 01:19:32,410
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1566
01:19:32,534 --> 01:19:33,534
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1567
01:19:33,558 --> 01:19:34,562
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1568
01:19:34,563 --> 01:19:36,273
♪ <i>Big moustache, thick moustache</i> ♪

1569
01:19:36,356 --> 01:19:38,025
♪ <i>My moustache, your moustache</i> ♪

1570
01:19:38,150 --> 01:19:40,027
♪ <i>Say the word, the word moustache</i> ♪

1571
01:19:40,194 --> 01:19:42,204
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1572
01:19:42,470 --> 01:19:44,080
♪ <i>Now we both have said moustache</i> ♪

1573
01:19:44,164 --> 01:19:46,030
♪ <i>A moustache</i> ♪

1574
01:19:46,355 --> 01:19:48,151
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache ♪</i>

1575
01:19:55,709 --> 01:19:57,120
Fucking asshole.

1576
01:19:58,003 --> 01:20:00,564
How about I steal a bottle
of whiskey and we get out of here?

1577
01:20:01,048 --> 01:20:02,090
Love that idea.

1578
01:20:02,174 --> 01:20:03,267
I'll be right back.

1579
01:20:04,885 --> 01:20:06,112
Your dick's out.

1580
01:20:09,389 --> 01:20:11,350
So, you have a husband yet?

1581
01:20:11,558 --> 01:20:12,684
No.

1582
01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:15,229
And I'm starting to get
to that panicky stage, you know?

1583
01:20:15,896 --> 01:20:18,607
And obviously that just throws
my whole game off even more.

1584
01:20:18,990 --> 01:20:20,492
You know, I'm not married either.

1585
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:21,760
You're not?
No!

1586
01:20:22,194 --> 01:20:23,320
You wanna get the fuck out of here?

1587
01:20:23,403 --> 01:20:24,571
Fuck, yeah!

1588
01:20:41,046 --> 01:20:42,046
Hey.

1589
01:20:43,048 --> 01:20:45,384
So, Albert and I are gonna split,

1590
01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:48,028
but I just wanted to come by
and wish you luck tomorrow.

1591
01:20:48,512 --> 01:20:49,512
Thank you.

1592
01:20:51,557 --> 01:20:52,891
So, I guess it's kind of weird

1593
01:20:52,915 --> 01:20:54,309
knowing that a woman can outshoot you?

1594
01:20:54,593 --> 01:20:57,187
If you don't mind, my girlfriend and
I are enjoying each other's company.

1595
01:20:57,271 --> 01:20:58,905
Want to know the real kicker, though?

1596
01:21:00,566 --> 01:21:02,009
I can outdrink you, too.

1597
01:21:03,485 --> 01:21:07,614
That, I can assure you, is impossible.

1598
01:21:09,366 --> 01:21:11,368
Fifty cents to the winner.

1599
01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:15,122
One,

1600
01:21:15,706 --> 01:21:16,707
two,

1601
01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:18,458
three.

1602
01:21:22,546 --> 01:21:25,132
Oh, shit!

1603
01:21:25,415 --> 01:21:26,416
Don't feel bad.

1604
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:30,253
Alcohol doesn't harmonize well with
a woman's frail constitution, anyway.

1605
01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:31,722
I guess not.

1606
01:21:31,805 --> 01:21:32,931
Here you go.

1607
01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:34,850
You can buy your girlfriend a brain.

1608
01:21:35,475 --> 01:21:36,518
Excuse me?

1609
01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:38,362
You're an idiot.

1610
01:21:38,645 --> 01:21:41,890
You have the nicest guy in the world
throwing himself at your feet

1611
01:21:42,073 --> 01:21:44,109
and here you are
with this complete asshole.

1612
01:21:44,192 --> 01:21:46,695
Who I go out with is my own business.

1613
01:21:47,078 --> 01:21:49,806
So, why don't you mind your own, bitch?

1614
01:21:49,990 --> 01:21:53,160
How are you so blind with eyes that big?

1615
01:21:55,537 --> 01:21:56,772
Enjoy your night.

1616
01:21:58,798 --> 01:22:00,324
They're not that big.

1617
01:22:00,325 --> 01:22:02,369
My dear, they're practically Chinese.

1618
01:22:02,753 --> 01:22:03,795
God, I love you.

1619
01:22:03,879 --> 01:22:05,097
I love you, too.

1620
01:22:22,230 --> 01:22:23,940
Suppertime, you lazy prick.

1621
01:22:28,654 --> 01:22:30,530
Goddamn waste of lungs.

1622
01:22:38,705 --> 01:22:40,499
Who's lazy now, Sheriff?

1623
01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:52,836
How's that?

1624
01:22:56,556 --> 01:22:58,266
It'll keep us warm, though.

1625
01:22:58,450 --> 01:22:59,450
Are you cold?

1626
01:22:59,918 --> 01:23:00,719
A little.

1627
01:23:00,802 --> 01:23:01,603
Here, take...

1628
01:23:01,687 --> 01:23:03,480
No, no, no! It's ok.
No, it's fine. Here.

1629
01:23:03,763 --> 01:23:06,875
This has been in
my family for 97 generations.

1630
01:23:09,486 --> 01:23:11,863
I can't get that goddamn
moustache song out of my head.

1631
01:23:11,947 --> 01:23:13,490
Oh, just think of another song.

1632
01:23:13,673 --> 01:23:15,517
I can't. There's only like three songs.

1633
01:23:16,301 --> 01:23:18,069
That's true and they're all
by Stephen Foster.

1634
01:23:18,153 --> 01:23:19,246
Yeah, it is.

1635
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:26,564
Hey, you know, whatever happens
tomorrow, I just...

1636
01:23:27,990 --> 01:23:29,349
I just want to say thank you.

1637
01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:34,336
I couldn't have gotten
this far without you and...

1638
01:23:35,679 --> 01:23:39,341
this may be the booze talking,
or your pep talk, or both but...

1639
01:23:40,642 --> 01:23:41,977
I think I can do it.

1640
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:44,771
You know, I think I can beat him.

1641
01:23:44,980 --> 01:23:47,506
Well, I'll tell you this,
you sound a lot more confident

1642
01:23:47,507 --> 01:23:49,985
than that guy who dragged me out
of the saloon not too long ago.

1643
01:23:51,278 --> 01:23:52,279
You know, it's funny.

1644
01:23:52,562 --> 01:23:55,590
I still feel like I don't know
anything about you,

1645
01:23:55,815 --> 01:23:57,391
after all this time.

1646
01:23:57,451 --> 01:23:59,774
And, I feel like every time I bring it up,

1647
01:24:00,099 --> 01:24:01,562
you change the subject.

1648
01:24:02,831 --> 01:24:04,841
There really isn't that much to tell.

1649
01:24:05,292 --> 01:24:08,337
My story, is a lot like yours I suppose.

1650
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:12,507
Because I'll tell you,
I hate the West just as much as you do.

1651
01:24:12,591 --> 01:24:13,592
Do you really?

1652
01:24:13,675 --> 01:24:14,977
For my own reasons, but, yeah.

1653
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:17,062
Oh, I like you even more now.

1654
01:24:17,921 --> 01:24:20,689
There is something about
connecting over mutual hatred

1655
01:24:20,690 --> 01:24:22,224
that's just so much deeper
than mutual love.

1656
01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:23,226
It's true, right?

1657
01:24:23,310 --> 01:24:25,111
If two people hate the same things,

1658
01:24:25,136 --> 01:24:26,086
it creates a bond.
Agreed.

1659
01:24:26,146 --> 01:24:27,272
Hate can move mountains.

1660
01:24:27,755 --> 01:24:28,555
Yes.

1661
01:24:28,765 --> 01:24:30,375
Oh, hey, you know what?
Before I forget.

1662
01:24:30,558 --> 01:24:31,977
Hey, Bridget, Bridget.

1663
01:24:32,235 --> 01:24:33,729
Yeah, she knows.
Come here.

1664
01:24:33,753 --> 01:24:35,297
There we go.
Oh, my God.

1665
01:24:35,781 --> 01:24:36,990
What is this?

1666
01:24:37,491 --> 01:24:40,619
This is just a little something
to say thank you.

1667
01:24:41,161 --> 01:24:42,204
Albert.

1668
01:24:42,487 --> 01:24:45,065
It's nothing huge, you know it's just...

1669
01:24:47,292 --> 01:24:48,502
Ok, don't get too excited.

1670
01:24:48,585 --> 01:24:49,753
What is it? What is it? What is it?

1671
01:24:52,589 --> 01:24:53,799
Holy shit.

1672
01:24:53,882 --> 01:24:55,217
I know, right?

1673
01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:56,510
He's smiling.
Yeah.

1674
01:24:56,593 --> 01:24:57,844
No, in the picture, he's smiling!

1675
01:24:57,969 --> 01:24:58,929
Isn't that amazing?

1676
01:24:59,012 --> 01:25:01,156
I bought that off a peddler
who was coming through town last week.

1677
01:25:01,181 --> 01:25:03,099
This is the guy I was telling you about.

1678
01:25:03,183 --> 01:25:04,309
I didn't even know this existed.

1679
01:25:04,392 --> 01:25:07,003
And apparently, he's not insane.
Bullshit!

1680
01:25:07,086 --> 01:25:07,853
That's what the guy told me.

1681
01:25:07,854 --> 01:25:10,023
It takes 30 seconds
to take a photograph.

1682
01:25:10,106 --> 01:25:11,441
This guy would have had to sit there

1683
01:25:11,525 --> 01:25:13,235
and smile for 30 sustained seconds.

1684
01:25:13,318 --> 01:25:15,779
I know. I've never been happy
for 30 seconds in a row in my life.

1685
01:25:15,862 --> 01:25:17,998
No one has.
It's the fucking West!

1686
01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:19,616
He's gotta be insane!

1687
01:25:19,699 --> 01:25:21,184
I. I. Who the fuck knows?

1688
01:25:25,705 --> 01:25:27,591
This is incredibly sweet.

1689
01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:30,210
It's. It's nothing. It's...

1690
01:25:31,294 --> 01:25:32,296
I owe you.

1691
01:25:34,381 --> 01:25:36,383
No one's ever done anything
like this for me.

1692
01:25:38,218 --> 01:25:39,553
Oh, come on, now.

1693
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:41,305
Thank you.

1694
01:26:14,754 --> 01:26:15,922
I'm sorry.

1695
01:26:16,631 --> 01:26:18,675
I... I shouldn't have done that.

1696
01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:22,150
No, it's...

1697
01:26:22,675 --> 01:26:23,997
It's fine.

1698
01:26:24,848 --> 01:26:25,849
You...

1699
01:26:26,641 --> 01:26:29,770
You've just been a really good
friend to me, that's all.

1700
01:26:34,274 --> 01:26:36,543
Yeah. I...

1701
01:26:39,395 --> 01:26:40,480
It's late.

1702
01:26:40,780 --> 01:26:42,316
Yeah, I should take you home.

1703
01:27:22,155 --> 01:27:23,290
Oh, thanks.

1704
01:27:24,574 --> 01:27:25,961
Good luck tomorrow.

1705
01:27:26,286 --> 01:27:27,418
I'm gonna be there.

1706
01:27:28,203 --> 01:27:29,203
Good.

1707
01:27:31,431 --> 01:27:32,431
Ok.

1708
01:28:01,460 --> 01:28:02,362
Good night.

1709
01:28:02,862 --> 01:28:03,930
Good night.

1710
01:29:03,131 --> 01:29:04,215
Hello?

1711
01:29:10,430 --> 01:29:12,466
What... What's that?

1712
01:29:12,849 --> 01:29:13,849
Nothing.

1713
01:29:15,935 --> 01:29:17,579
It's a weather experiment.

1714
01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:24,844
Great Scott!

1715
01:29:30,784 --> 01:29:32,410
Are you sure you can't call it off?

1716
01:29:32,494 --> 01:29:35,146
Of course not.
I'd be branded a coward.

1717
01:29:35,330 --> 01:29:38,291
Baby, if you fight him tomorrow,
you will kill him.

1718
01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:40,677
Yes, that's what happens in a gunfight.

1719
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:43,221
But he's not a bad guy, Foy.

1720
01:29:43,505 --> 01:29:45,298
I mean, yeah, he's kind of a loser

1721
01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:47,482
and he always smells like sheep,

1722
01:29:47,483 --> 01:29:48,834
but he doesn't deserve to be shot.

1723
01:29:48,835 --> 01:29:49,986
Louise!

1724
01:29:50,169 --> 01:29:52,005
My decision is final.

1725
01:29:52,305 --> 01:29:53,523
Now, do it.

1726
01:29:53,807 --> 01:29:54,974
Hey, I'm really tired.

1727
01:29:55,058 --> 01:29:56,159
Louise!

1728
01:30:09,864 --> 01:30:12,617
My social stature is significant.

1729
01:30:13,243 --> 01:30:14,945
I'm an important man.

1730
01:30:15,829 --> 01:30:17,531
I have my own business.

1731
01:30:17,914 --> 01:30:19,466
People envy me.

1732
01:30:24,504 --> 01:30:25,672
What's wrong?

1733
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:27,841
Foy!

1734
01:30:45,958 --> 01:30:47,611
There can't be anything more!

1735
01:31:32,488 --> 01:31:33,957
Hello, sweetheart.

1736
01:31:54,969 --> 01:31:56,304
Where's Anna?

1737
01:32:33,383 --> 01:32:34,509
Well, now,

1738
01:32:35,843 --> 01:32:38,663
I didn't think you'd show, sheepie.

1739
01:32:39,347 --> 01:32:41,516
Yeah, listen, Foy...

1740
01:33:57,008 --> 01:33:59,594
Holy shit. You all...
You all done?

1741
01:33:59,761 --> 01:34:00,828
I'm good.

1742
01:34:01,637 --> 01:34:02,638
Ok.

1743
01:34:04,932 --> 01:34:06,101
Listen, Foy,

1744
01:34:11,439 --> 01:34:12,624
she's all yours.

1745
01:34:16,110 --> 01:34:17,245
Louise...

1746
01:34:18,488 --> 01:34:20,206
you know, I really do care about you.

1747
01:34:20,490 --> 01:34:21,293
But...

1748
01:34:22,718 --> 01:34:25,217
I don't know, somewhere along
the line I guess I just forgot

1749
01:34:25,242 --> 01:34:28,105
that a relationship is a two-way street.

1750
01:34:29,499 --> 01:34:32,585
And, I've been reminded recently

1751
01:34:32,668 --> 01:34:35,505
of what it's like to have somebody
care about me.

1752
01:34:37,006 --> 01:34:38,099
And I like it.

1753
01:34:39,550 --> 01:34:43,638
So, if you want to spend the rest
of your life with a pussy full of hair,

1754
01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:47,158
I say, go with God and best of luck to you.

1755
01:34:53,648 --> 01:34:55,942
You know, I just realized that
last joke might not have been clear.

1756
01:34:56,025 --> 01:34:58,402
I didn't mean that she has a hairy pussy.

1757
01:34:58,686 --> 01:35:00,856
I meant that, Foy has a moustache so...

1758
01:35:01,739 --> 01:35:05,468
you know, he gets hair in her...

1759
01:35:06,369 --> 01:35:07,369
when he...

1760
01:35:08,691 --> 01:35:09,796
goes down there.

1761
01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:12,666
Yeah.

1762
01:35:18,214 --> 01:35:19,307
I got it.

1763
01:35:33,095 --> 01:35:34,097
Anna?

1764
01:35:47,743 --> 01:35:49,371
Coward.
Thank you.

1765
01:35:51,330 --> 01:35:52,599
She's not there.

1766
01:35:53,082 --> 01:35:55,334
Well, I'm sure she's ok.
I don't understand.

1767
01:35:55,418 --> 01:35:57,061
We've been prepping
for this gunfight for a week.

1768
01:35:57,062 --> 01:35:58,354
She wouldn't just not show up.

1769
01:35:58,537 --> 01:36:00,673
Hey, do you. Do you think
you guys are gonna have sex?

1770
01:36:02,550 --> 01:36:04,510
Maybe, at some point.
I don't know.

1771
01:36:04,794 --> 01:36:06,194
Oh you know, when you do, let us know

1772
01:36:06,195 --> 01:36:08,447
because maybe we can make it
you know, like an all-us-friends thing.

1773
01:36:08,531 --> 01:36:10,681
You know, we can all get in
sync together, sexually.

1774
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:13,169
Edward, we are not having sex.
Sorry.

1775
01:36:13,352 --> 01:36:14,645
Ruth! Let's fuck!

1776
01:36:14,929 --> 01:36:15,929
Coming!

1777
01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:19,108
She keeps my head on straight.

1778
01:36:37,460 --> 01:36:39,086
Clinch Leatherwood.

1779
01:36:39,378 --> 01:36:40,379
Great.

1780
01:36:40,563 --> 01:36:42,515
Look at this.
Another thing that can kill us.

1781
01:36:42,798 --> 01:36:44,867
We should all just wear 
coffins as clothes.

1782
01:36:46,636 --> 01:36:50,806
Somebody in this wee shithole
of a town is going to die.

1783
01:36:52,225 --> 01:36:57,313
One of my boys saw a man kissing
my wife last night.

1784
01:36:57,980 --> 01:36:59,899
I want to know who it was.

1785
01:36:59,982 --> 01:37:01,400
Oh, man!

1786
01:37:01,651 --> 01:37:03,953
Somebody's gonna get fucked up.

1787
01:37:05,071 --> 01:37:07,457
Now, you all seem like good folk.

1788
01:37:07,823 --> 01:37:11,044
And good folk know better than
to take what isn't theirs.

1789
01:37:12,745 --> 01:37:13,745
And this...

1790
01:37:23,839 --> 01:37:25,266
This is mine.

1791
01:37:27,552 --> 01:37:30,271
So. I'm going to ask one more time.

1792
01:37:31,472 --> 01:37:32,982
Who was it?

1793
01:37:39,438 --> 01:37:40,438
Who?

1794
01:37:48,781 --> 01:37:50,658
Now, you make sure 
he gets this message.

1795
01:37:51,158 --> 01:37:54,024
Either he meets me outside
in the main thoroughfare...

1796
01:37:54,149 --> 01:37:55,337
at noon tomorrow

1797
01:37:55,997 --> 01:37:58,049
or I start killing more people.

1798
01:37:58,332 --> 01:37:59,332
All right?

1799
01:38:07,717 --> 01:38:09,243
Albert, you gotta get out of here.

1800
01:38:32,742 --> 01:38:35,544
Boys, there's an abandoned sod house,

1801
01:38:35,869 --> 01:38:37,203
back around that bend.

1802
01:38:37,330 --> 01:38:38,831
We'll stash the gold there.

1803
01:38:38,914 --> 01:38:41,000
Ben, you take the men and set up camp.

1804
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:43,544
I need some alone time with my wife.

1805
01:38:43,627 --> 01:38:44,628
Got it, Clinch.

1806
01:38:44,712 --> 01:38:45,712
Let's go, boys.

1807
01:38:45,988 --> 01:38:46,821
Come on!

1808
01:38:47,281 --> 01:38:48,281
Go on, get down.

1809
01:38:54,764 --> 01:38:55,890
Who was it?

1810
01:38:56,599 --> 01:38:57,599
Hein?

1811
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:59,560
Mark Twain.

1812
01:38:59,894 --> 01:39:01,520
What? Is it?

1813
01:39:01,687 --> 01:39:03,939
Jesus. How fucking stupid are you?

1814
01:39:06,108 --> 01:39:07,109
Who?

1815
01:39:08,861 --> 01:39:10,863
I'm not gonna ask you again. Who?

1816
01:39:11,030 --> 01:39:12,052
Ok, it's...

1817
01:39:12,977 --> 01:39:15,141
It's Sheriff Brady.
But please, please, please, just...

1818
01:39:15,284 --> 01:39:17,445
I'm begging you.
Don't. Don't hurt him, ok?

1819
01:39:18,537 --> 01:39:20,289
After all the lovely years we've been together

1820
01:39:20,373 --> 01:39:22,083
you think I don't know when you're lying?

1821
01:39:22,249 --> 01:39:23,251
I'm not.

1822
01:39:26,921 --> 01:39:28,364
Plugger.

1823
01:39:30,716 --> 01:39:34,387
Tell me who it is or Plugger gets 
plugged between his pretty eyes.

1824
01:39:34,470 --> 01:39:36,472
Come on, Clinch.
You think I'm joking?

1825
01:39:38,607 --> 01:39:39,834
Ok, ok, ok, ok.

1826
01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:41,043
Who?

1827
01:39:45,398 --> 01:39:46,783
It's Albert Stark.

1828
01:39:47,808 --> 01:39:48,960
Albert Stark.

1829
01:39:50,611 --> 01:39:51,779
That's better.

1830
01:39:55,991 --> 01:39:57,777
I've been keeping it nice and soft.

1831
01:39:58,160 --> 01:39:59,160
See?

1832
01:40:08,045 --> 01:40:09,495
I've missed you, baby.

1833
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:11,764
Oh, I've missed you a lot.

1834
01:40:13,175 --> 01:40:16,546
The longer the ride,
the lonelier a man gets.

1835
01:40:17,263 --> 01:40:19,549
And he needs the comforting touch,

1836
01:40:19,932 --> 01:40:23,644
of the woman he loves
to soothe his tired bones.

1837
01:40:24,145 --> 01:40:25,563
And now, I'm here,

1838
01:40:26,147 --> 01:40:27,148
you're here,

1839
01:40:27,815 --> 01:40:30,401
and we have time
to be husband and wife.

1840
01:40:30,776 --> 01:40:31,902
The proper way.

1841
01:40:31,986 --> 01:40:33,362
Hey, asshole.

1842
01:40:45,374 --> 01:40:46,459
Oh, shit.

1843
01:40:46,742 --> 01:40:48,202
I can't leave him like that.

1844
01:40:59,430 --> 01:41:00,431
That's better.

1845
01:41:13,986 --> 01:41:16,030
Edward.
Yeah. Yeah.

1846
01:41:16,822 --> 01:41:18,115
Eddie, I've been thinking,

1847
01:41:18,949 --> 01:41:21,994
with Clinch Leatherwood in town
and everybody so scared, I...

1848
01:41:23,287 --> 01:41:24,730
Well, it's got me wondering.

1849
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:27,066
What is it?

1850
01:41:27,249 --> 01:41:28,918
Well, any one of us can die tomorrow.

1851
01:41:29,001 --> 01:41:30,511
We don't know what's gonna happen.

1852
01:41:30,794 --> 01:41:31,794
And I...

1853
01:41:32,963 --> 01:41:34,507
I think we should have sex.

1854
01:41:37,176 --> 01:41:38,844
Ok.

1855
01:41:39,386 --> 01:41:41,355
Really?
Yeah. Let's.

1856
01:41:42,014 --> 01:41:42,973
Ok.

1857
01:41:43,157 --> 01:41:44,475
God will forgive us, right?

1858
01:41:44,558 --> 01:41:45,835
Oh, I think so.

1859
01:41:46,519 --> 01:41:49,438
Yeah. We'll make sure there is a
Bible in the room, so God can watch.

1860
01:41:49,522 --> 01:41:50,814
And then He can be a part of it.

1861
01:41:52,191 --> 01:41:54,026
I'm. I'm overcome with joy.

1862
01:41:54,109 --> 01:41:55,778
I'm overjoyed with come.

1863
01:41:56,761 --> 01:41:58,564
That's funny.
That's funny.

1864
01:41:58,848 --> 01:41:59,848
Ok come on.

1865
01:42:28,310 --> 01:42:29,328
Albert?

1866
01:42:33,566 --> 01:42:34,600
Albert!

1867
01:42:34,984 --> 01:42:36,360
Albert, you gotta get out of here.

1868
01:42:36,443 --> 01:42:38,520
Yeah, that's...
That's what I'm doing.

1869
01:42:38,804 --> 01:42:39,905
No, no, no. Like, right now.

1870
01:42:40,089 --> 01:42:41,465
Clinch is gonna be looking for you.

1871
01:42:41,648 --> 01:42:42,933
Yeah, I'm leaving.

1872
01:42:43,117 --> 01:42:44,660
I'm going to San Francisco.

1873
01:42:45,043 --> 01:42:47,580
Just, what I should have
done a week ago.

1874
01:42:48,664 --> 01:42:49,832
I'm so sorry.

1875
01:42:50,015 --> 01:42:51,567
Yeah, well, you know, so am I.

1876
01:42:52,126 --> 01:42:53,527
What about your dad?

1877
01:42:53,794 --> 01:42:56,255
I asked him if he wanted to come,
and he said no.

1878
01:42:56,422 --> 01:42:58,649
He's up on the hill,
burying himself next to Mom.

1879
01:43:01,051 --> 01:43:02,427
Look, I never meant to mislead...

1880
01:43:02,428 --> 01:43:03,429
Ok, you know what, Anna?

1881
01:43:03,512 --> 01:43:05,106
Don't even waste my time, ok?

1882
01:43:05,389 --> 01:43:06,473
Don't even waste my time.

1883
01:43:06,557 --> 01:43:09,868
You had a million opportunities
to tell me and you just fucking lied.

1884
01:43:10,185 --> 01:43:11,228
I didn't lie.

1885
01:43:11,312 --> 01:43:12,354
What would you call it?

1886
01:43:12,438 --> 01:43:15,607
You're married to the most vicious
killer in the territory.

1887
01:43:15,691 --> 01:43:18,319
You don't think maybe that's something
you should have told me?

1888
01:43:18,402 --> 01:43:20,654
I didn't tell you because
I was trying to protect you.

1889
01:43:20,738 --> 01:43:22,948
Bullshit! You were looking out
for your own self-interest.

1890
01:43:23,032 --> 01:43:24,450
And because I liked you.

1891
01:43:25,909 --> 01:43:27,628
I didn't want to scare you away.

1892
01:43:28,912 --> 01:43:31,132
I never thought I'd meet
someone like you, Albert.

1893
01:43:31,156 --> 01:43:32,897
What, somebody who
hasn't killed people?

1894
01:43:33,122 --> 01:43:34,793
Somebody like that?
Yeah, that's really hard to find.

1895
01:43:34,877 --> 01:43:36,003
That's why women are always going,

1896
01:43:36,086 --> 01:43:39,173
Oh, my God.
Why are all the non-murderers taken?

1897
01:43:39,256 --> 01:43:40,799
Hey. It's not my fault, all right?

1898
01:43:40,883 --> 01:43:42,384
We were married when I was nine.

1899
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:43,760
Nine?

1900
01:43:44,803 --> 01:43:46,680
How does that even work?
Was there a ceremony?

1901
01:43:46,764 --> 01:43:47,806
Yeah, of course there was a...

1902
01:43:47,890 --> 01:43:49,784
My parents were there,
and a couple of neighbors.

1903
01:43:50,267 --> 01:43:53,663
I just didn't want to end up like one of
those 15-year-old spinsters, you know?

1904
01:43:54,646 --> 01:43:56,248
You know, I don't even know...

1905
01:43:56,732 --> 01:43:58,442
I don't even know why I'm surprised.

1906
01:43:59,318 --> 01:44:02,612
Every girl that I ever fall in love
with ends up disappointing me.

1907
01:44:02,613 --> 01:44:05,115
And every time, I'm surprised.

1908
01:44:07,993 --> 01:44:09,036
You love me?

1909
01:44:09,328 --> 01:44:11,380
Oh, you know what?
I'm over it. You, you can go.

1910
01:44:11,663 --> 01:44:13,207
All right. I lied, fine.

1911
01:44:13,390 --> 01:44:15,542
What was I supposed
to say Albert, tell me?

1912
01:44:15,626 --> 01:44:17,535
Was I supposed to go,
Oh hi, I'm Anna!

1913
01:44:17,536 --> 01:44:19,121
I've been fucking
a killer since I was 10?

1914
01:44:19,204 --> 01:44:20,963
Oh, he waited a year?
What a gentleman.

1915
01:44:20,964 --> 01:44:22,383
Well, late nine. I rounded it up.

1916
01:44:22,466 --> 01:44:24,283
It doesn't matter.
I'm done with him.

1917
01:44:24,284 --> 01:44:27,262
I knocked him out,
and I stuck a daisy in his asshole.

1918
01:44:27,346 --> 01:44:28,597
You what?

1919
01:44:29,098 --> 01:44:30,891
That's how much you mean to me.

1920
01:44:31,850 --> 01:44:32,850
You know...

1921
01:44:34,853 --> 01:44:36,345
I loved a girl,

1922
01:44:36,870 --> 01:44:38,656
who doesn't even exist.

1923
01:44:40,109 --> 01:44:41,544
Is your name even Anna?

1924
01:44:43,353 --> 01:44:45,097
Or is it something terrible,
like Gwendolyn?

1925
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:49,051
My name is Anna.
I'm that same girl you fell in love with.

1926
01:44:50,536 --> 01:44:52,162
That was the real me.

1927
01:44:53,539 --> 01:44:56,092
Possibly for the first time
in my entire life.

1928
01:44:57,751 --> 01:44:59,461
I just didn't think
I deserved a good guy.

1929
01:44:59,545 --> 01:45:01,088
But you know what I do?

1930
01:45:05,551 --> 01:45:06,727
I love you.

1931
01:45:23,110 --> 01:45:24,361
It's Clinch.

1932
01:45:24,445 --> 01:45:25,796
Oh, shit.

1933
01:45:27,106 --> 01:45:28,865
There's a trail out back
that leads out to the ridge.

1934
01:45:28,866 --> 01:45:29,866
Go.

1935
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:31,994
He's gonna kill...
Anna, just go!

1936
01:45:34,638 --> 01:45:35,638
Albert,

1937
01:45:36,685 --> 01:45:38,049
he always shoots on two.

1938
01:46:00,606 --> 01:46:03,084
Enoch, Jordy, look after the horses.

1939
01:46:25,506 --> 01:46:26,757
He ain't here, Clinch.

1940
01:46:27,192 --> 01:46:28,772
He's around.

1941
01:46:28,937 --> 01:46:30,493
He's around.

1942
01:46:37,434 --> 01:46:38,519
Stark!

1943
01:46:39,394 --> 01:46:41,188
I know you're here, Stark!

1944
01:46:42,397 --> 01:46:43,842
Ben, check the outhouse.

1945
01:46:44,067 --> 01:46:45,299
Lewis, the shed.

1946
01:47:36,952 --> 01:47:38,078
Lewis.

1947
01:47:38,787 --> 01:47:40,622
Sometime this week, yeah?

1948
01:47:40,872 --> 01:47:42,124
Sorry, boss.

1949
01:48:16,366 --> 01:48:17,367
Hey!

1950
01:48:18,076 --> 01:48:19,670
There he goes! Boss!

1951
01:48:25,275 --> 01:48:26,076
Shit.

1952
01:48:29,838 --> 01:48:30,838
Get him!

1953
01:50:15,902 --> 01:50:18,080
What in the hell do we do now?

1954
01:50:18,905 --> 01:50:20,341
He'll be back.

1955
01:50:37,123 --> 01:50:39,543
Curtis. That was exceptional, buddy.

1956
01:50:40,010 --> 01:50:41,094
I tell you,

1957
01:50:41,178 --> 01:50:43,497
when we get out of this,
I'm gonna get you some horse whores.

1958
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:44,723
Sound good?

1959
01:50:45,348 --> 01:50:47,116
Get you whatever you want.
Can even get you a cow,

1960
01:50:47,141 --> 01:50:48,042
if you want one of those.

1961
01:50:48,435 --> 01:50:49,736
Want to fuck a cow?

1962
01:50:50,020 --> 01:50:52,289
You seem like a pretty sexually
adventurous guy.

1963
01:50:58,454 --> 01:51:00,831
Now, how the fuck do you make a fire?

1964
01:51:10,874 --> 01:51:12,459
Ok, here we go.

1965
01:51:12,542 --> 01:51:13,502
Are you excited?

1966
01:51:13,585 --> 01:51:15,337
Yeah, this is my first vagina.

1967
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:16,797
You've never seen one?

1968
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:19,216
No. I feel like I should have
a piece of cake or something.

1969
01:51:19,299 --> 01:51:20,342
Ok, you ready?

1970
01:51:20,425 --> 01:51:21,510
Yeah.
Ok.

1971
01:51:26,556 --> 01:51:27,891
Ok.

1972
01:51:30,811 --> 01:51:31,811
What?

1973
01:51:33,563 --> 01:51:35,415
Are you in pain right now?

1974
01:51:35,498 --> 01:51:36,458
You don't like it.

1975
01:51:36,641 --> 01:51:37,684
No, I love it!

1976
01:51:37,943 --> 01:51:40,946
Yeah, yeah, it's just...
it's just...

1977
01:51:41,412 --> 01:51:44,090
It looks like a firecracker
wrapped in roast beef.

1978
01:51:44,357 --> 01:51:45,867
Yeah, but there's more to it.

1979
01:51:45,951 --> 01:51:47,786
That's just the outside.
There's folds.

1980
01:51:47,869 --> 01:51:49,721
Ok! I'm gonna close the Bible now.

1981
01:51:50,046 --> 01:51:51,765
Eddie, it's supposed to be like that.

1982
01:51:51,948 --> 01:51:53,033
It is?

1983
01:51:53,124 --> 01:51:54,543
It's gonna feel good.

1984
01:51:56,044 --> 01:51:58,113
I'm really glad I didn't have
that piece of cake.

1985
01:52:00,048 --> 01:52:01,048
Oh, ok.

1986
01:52:02,467 --> 01:52:04,052
Ok.
Eeady?

1987
01:52:04,135 --> 01:52:06,170
This is gonna be good.
You're gonna like this.

1988
01:52:06,171 --> 01:52:07,456
Ok, easy now.

1989
01:52:07,639 --> 01:52:09,391
Sorry. This is...

1990
01:52:09,474 --> 01:52:10,374
Yeah.

1991
01:52:11,076 --> 01:52:12,127
Ok, is that...

1992
01:52:12,410 --> 01:52:13,420
Right there?
Yeah.

1993
01:52:13,603 --> 01:52:15,156
Sure, ok.

1994
01:52:18,817 --> 01:52:20,059
Ok, I get it.

1995
01:52:20,284 --> 01:52:21,694
It's pretty big, right?

1996
01:52:21,853 --> 01:52:23,271
Yeah, you're huge!

1997
01:52:23,354 --> 01:52:24,464
No, I meant you.

1998
01:52:32,330 --> 01:52:33,790
Anna!
Ruth, can I come in?

1999
01:52:34,474 --> 01:52:35,474
Sure.

2000
01:52:42,674 --> 01:52:43,884
Clinch is out there.

2001
01:52:54,227 --> 01:52:55,687
He's coming up the stairs!

2002
01:52:56,229 --> 01:52:57,229
Shit!

2003
01:53:12,787 --> 01:53:14,481
Please don't shoot us on sex night.

2004
01:53:34,142 --> 01:53:36,027
You and I have a problem.

2005
01:54:00,835 --> 01:54:02,295
Oh, shit.

2006
01:56:13,885 --> 01:56:16,346
It's coming.
I see it, I see it.

2007
01:56:19,557 --> 01:56:21,226
It's a boy, Mr. Stark.

2008
01:56:21,518 --> 01:56:22,769
All right.

2009
01:56:23,228 --> 01:56:25,230
Well, don't you want
to come hold the baby?

2010
01:56:25,897 --> 01:56:27,023
Fuck off.

2011
01:56:28,066 --> 01:56:30,417
Now, you put that under your pillow

2012
01:56:30,418 --> 01:56:32,513
and the tooth fairy will leave you a penny.

2013
01:56:41,246 --> 01:56:43,097
There ain't no tooth fairy, idiot!

2014
01:56:43,281 --> 01:56:45,241
Now, clean up that horse shit!

2015
01:56:51,339 --> 01:56:53,450
Albert, I think I lost my essay.

2016
01:56:53,883 --> 01:56:54,993
It's ok, Edward.

2017
01:56:55,844 --> 01:56:56,928
Here. You can have mine.

2018
01:56:58,087 --> 01:57:00,381
Thanks. But, what are you gonna do?

2019
01:57:00,465 --> 01:57:01,558
It's no big deal.

2020
01:57:01,641 --> 01:57:04,060
I think Tommy's ruining
the curve for all of us anyway.

2021
01:57:04,435 --> 01:57:08,690
For my summer vacation,
me and my family went to Indian territory.

2022
01:57:08,773 --> 01:57:10,024
It was fun.

2023
01:57:10,108 --> 01:57:12,902
Except, at the end,
my dad stole a squash

2024
01:57:12,986 --> 01:57:14,279
and they got mad.

2025
01:57:14,362 --> 01:57:15,363
The end.

2026
01:57:16,406 --> 01:57:19,284
Class, please welcome
our graduation speaker,

2027
01:57:19,367 --> 01:57:21,452
President Abraham Lincoln.

2028
01:57:26,708 --> 01:57:28,543
Hiya, shmucks!

2029
01:57:28,793 --> 01:57:31,713
Four score and seven years ago,

2030
01:57:31,796 --> 01:57:33,798
I was broke,

2031
01:57:33,882 --> 01:57:35,550
just like you.

2032
01:57:35,717 --> 01:57:38,303
But now, I'm the president

2033
01:57:38,469 --> 01:57:41,723
and I'm so fucking rich.

2034
01:57:41,806 --> 01:57:45,643
I can have all the licorice I want.

2035
01:57:46,561 --> 01:57:48,479
Where's my speaking fee?

2036
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,899
I don't think that's
the real President Lincoln.

2037
01:57:51,682 --> 01:57:54,636
If any men wanna fuck me in the ass,

2038
01:57:54,819 --> 01:57:57,097
I'll be out by the barn.

2039
01:57:58,948 --> 01:58:00,074
Hey, Louise!

2040
01:58:00,358 --> 01:58:02,135
Louise, check out this cool bike I got!

2041
01:58:02,202 --> 01:58:03,369
Hey, you want to go down to the...

2042
01:58:04,653 --> 01:58:05,453
Shit!

2043
01:58:06,623 --> 01:58:08,232
No! No! Sorry! Sorry!

2044
01:58:12,545 --> 01:58:13,796
No, no, no!

2045
01:58:18,051 --> 01:58:19,010
Stop!

2046
01:58:19,093 --> 01:58:20,220
Get back here!

2047
01:58:21,221 --> 01:58:22,222
Shit, not again.

2048
01:58:22,305 --> 01:58:24,015
Get that son of a bitch!

2049
01:58:38,112 --> 01:58:39,447
You're an idiot.

2050
01:58:39,630 --> 01:58:42,667
How can you be so blind
with eyes that big?

2051
01:58:43,034 --> 01:58:44,386
They're not that big.

2052
01:58:47,789 --> 01:58:49,540
Pardon me, Albert.

2053
01:58:50,708 --> 01:58:54,545
The lads and I have prepared
something special for you.

2054
01:58:57,966 --> 01:58:59,467
♪ <i>You may not have the looks</i> ♪

2055
01:59:00,468 --> 01:59:01,886
♪ <i>You may not have the dash</i> ♪

2056
01:59:02,053 --> 01:59:03,805
♪ <i>But you'll win yourself a girl</i> ♪

2057
01:59:03,972 --> 01:59:05,556
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

2058
01:59:05,723 --> 01:59:07,809
♪ <i>A moustache ♪
♪ A moustache</i> ♪

2059
01:59:07,976 --> 01:59:10,228
♪ <i>If you've only got a moustache</i> ♪

2060
01:59:21,155 --> 01:59:23,825
We are the guardians of the future.

2061
01:59:24,242 --> 01:59:25,827
Enter when ready.

2062
02:00:19,213 --> 02:00:20,340
Stark!

2063
02:01:54,016 --> 02:01:55,818
All right, sweetheart.

2064
02:01:56,578 --> 02:02:00,123
Let's find out if your wee boyfriend
gives a shit about you.

2065
02:02:00,731 --> 02:02:02,567
He's got...

2066
02:02:03,234 --> 02:02:04,853
six minutes till noon.

2067
02:02:05,736 --> 02:02:07,238
And if he doesn't show,

2068
02:02:07,321 --> 02:02:10,658
he'll be picking up pieces
of you all over the street.

2069
02:02:11,701 --> 02:02:12,827
Stark!

2070
02:02:30,385 --> 02:02:31,521
Look who's here.

2071
02:02:50,281 --> 02:02:51,516
Let her go, Clinch.

2072
02:02:51,782 --> 02:02:52,804
Well now...

2073
02:02:53,129 --> 02:02:55,694
true love conquers all,
doesn't it, sweetheart?

2074
02:02:56,037 --> 02:02:57,280
Let her go,

2075
02:02:57,663 --> 02:02:59,582
and let's you and me
just settle this like adults.

2076
02:03:02,418 --> 02:03:03,586
Lewis, Ben.

2077
02:03:03,794 --> 02:03:05,838
Come and take this whore.
Albert.

2078
02:03:06,672 --> 02:03:08,966
Don't be stupid, Albert!
Get out of here!

2079
02:03:09,425 --> 02:03:10,676
Get out of here!

2080
02:03:10,760 --> 02:03:12,053
Too late for that.

2081
02:03:12,136 --> 02:03:13,730
He's already been stupid.

2082
02:03:14,180 --> 02:03:15,431
Haven't you, Albert?

2083
02:03:15,932 --> 02:03:17,892
You've been with my wife.

2084
02:03:18,351 --> 02:03:20,727
Well, we haven't actually done it,

2085
02:03:20,728 --> 02:03:23,064
if that makes any kind of a difference.

2086
02:03:23,981 --> 02:03:26,150
Ok, look, look, look.
Here's my idea, ok?

2087
02:03:26,317 --> 02:03:27,710
You're a pretty tough guy, yeah?

2088
02:03:28,194 --> 02:03:29,362
Why don't you prove it?

2089
02:03:29,445 --> 02:03:32,607
Gunfight. You and me.
Right here. Right now.

2090
02:03:35,618 --> 02:03:37,645
You really do have a death wish, don't you?

2091
02:03:38,538 --> 02:03:40,807
Yeah, I guess you'll have to find that out.

2092
02:03:48,047 --> 02:03:49,349
Take out your gun.

2093
02:03:53,594 --> 02:03:54,679
Point it at me.

2094
02:03:55,362 --> 02:03:56,063
No.

2095
02:03:59,684 --> 02:04:00,802
Good boy.

2096
02:04:01,435 --> 02:04:04,072
Now, we shoot on three.

2097
02:04:07,149 --> 02:04:08,442
One.

2098
02:04:15,866 --> 02:04:17,743
I've been playing cards a long time

2099
02:04:17,910 --> 02:04:19,870
and I would never have bet on that, Stark.

2100
02:04:19,954 --> 02:04:21,122
Where'd you learn to shoot?

2101
02:04:22,331 --> 02:04:23,357
Your wife.

2102
02:04:23,541 --> 02:04:25,001
Oh, snap!

2103
02:04:26,210 --> 02:04:27,378
Holy fuck.

2104
02:04:28,879 --> 02:04:30,590
Ok, look, look, look!
Before you kill me,

2105
02:04:30,673 --> 02:04:32,592
just grant me a few last words.
All right?

2106
02:04:32,717 --> 02:04:34,010
Make it quick.

2107
02:04:34,927 --> 02:04:36,054
Let Anna live.

2108
02:04:36,846 --> 02:04:37,930
All right?

2109
02:04:38,306 --> 02:04:39,348
Let her live.

2110
02:04:39,432 --> 02:04:40,907
This is, this is not her fault.

2111
02:04:41,008 --> 02:04:42,768
I kissed her, she didn't kiss me,
all right?

2112
02:04:42,852 --> 02:04:44,186
It's not her fault.

2113
02:04:45,379 --> 02:04:47,031
I mean, she didn't tell me
she was married so...

2114
02:04:47,114 --> 02:04:48,782
it's a little bit her fault, I guess.

2115
02:04:48,966 --> 02:04:50,426
So, yeah, I guess that's kind of true.

2116
02:04:50,509 --> 02:04:52,829
So, maybe just shoot her in the arm.

2117
02:04:53,195 --> 02:04:54,196
What the...

2118
02:04:54,280 --> 02:04:55,381
And one more thing.

2119
02:04:56,065 --> 02:04:57,608
My grandparents were Arabic.

2120
02:04:57,992 --> 02:05:00,369
So, I'm required by Muslim tradition

2121
02:05:00,453 --> 02:05:03,255
to recite the Islamic death chant
immediately before dying.

2122
02:05:03,414 --> 02:05:04,782
This will only take a moment.

2123
02:05:28,356 --> 02:05:29,565
Hey, what's the matter, Clinch?

2124
02:05:29,649 --> 02:05:31,275
You not feeling well?

2125
02:05:31,359 --> 02:05:32,552
You ok, boss?

2126
02:05:32,985 --> 02:05:34,554
What's happening to me?

2127
02:05:34,820 --> 02:05:35,738
You know,

2128
02:05:36,063 --> 02:05:38,515
there are a million ways
to die in the West, Clinch.

2129
02:05:38,658 --> 02:05:41,577
There's, famine, disease, gunfights.

2130
02:05:42,136 --> 02:05:43,737
And, wild animals.

2131
02:05:44,162 --> 02:05:45,238
You know, like snakes.

2132
02:05:45,581 --> 02:05:46,999
And you know, the funny thing is,

2133
02:05:47,283 --> 02:05:48,659
you don't even have to get bitten.

2134
02:05:48,959 --> 02:05:50,670
All you need is a little bit of the venom

2135
02:05:50,753 --> 02:05:52,463
introduced into your bloodstream

2136
02:05:52,546 --> 02:05:54,173
and you're pretty much screwed.

2137
02:05:54,590 --> 02:05:57,068
For example, if you drain
a certain amount of venom

2138
02:05:57,092 --> 02:05:59,845
from the fangs of a diamondback
rattler into a hollow-tip bullet,

2139
02:06:00,129 --> 02:06:01,589
you really only need one shot.

2140
02:06:01,847 --> 02:06:04,892
Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough
to hit you anywhere important.

2141
02:06:04,916 --> 02:06:07,228
But, if I caught you by surprise...

2142
02:06:07,520 --> 02:06:10,298
Well, Anna taught me just enough
to get me in the ballpark.

2143
02:06:10,564 --> 02:06:12,858
And just a small amount of venom
in an open wound

2144
02:06:12,942 --> 02:06:14,402
is enough to kill a man if he's...

2145
02:06:14,485 --> 02:06:15,520
Albert.

2146
02:06:16,404 --> 02:06:18,615
He's dead.
You did it.

2147
02:06:20,658 --> 02:06:21,658
Yeah.

2148
02:06:22,159 --> 02:06:24,228
Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?

2149
02:06:25,705 --> 02:06:27,898
No. No, I don't think so.

2150
02:06:29,250 --> 02:06:30,418
Well, it was still good, though.

2151
02:06:30,501 --> 02:06:31,544
Yeah, it was great.

2152
02:06:31,627 --> 02:06:32,878
I thought it was really good.

2153
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:36,882
Stop!

2154
02:06:36,966 --> 02:06:37,967
Albert!

2155
02:06:49,478 --> 02:06:51,197
I'm really horny right now.

2156
02:06:51,981 --> 02:06:53,883
Let's go in the shade and fuck.

2157
02:06:56,777 --> 02:06:58,037
Well done, sheep boy.

2158
02:06:59,120 --> 02:07:00,522
Hey, sorry I killed your husband.

2159
02:07:00,589 --> 02:07:03,050
Oh, God. That was never
gonna work out anyway.

2160
02:07:03,333 --> 02:07:04,718
He's Methodist, I'm half-Jewish.

2161
02:07:04,802 --> 02:07:07,063
You. You. Are you? You are?
No!

2162
02:07:07,646 --> 02:07:08,646
Thank God!

2163
02:07:08,670 --> 02:07:09,982
You're not really Arabic, are you?

2164
02:07:09,983 --> 02:07:10,983
No, no, no, no, no.

2165
02:07:10,984 --> 02:07:12,078
Thank God, because I was like....

2166
02:07:12,203 --> 02:07:13,203
kill me!
I know, right?

2167
02:07:13,396 --> 02:07:14,360
No! Oh, my God!

2168
02:07:14,620 --> 02:07:16,022
No, we're fine. We're ok.

2169
02:07:16,046 --> 02:07:16,946
Albert!

2170
02:07:17,757 --> 02:07:18,966
Hey, Louise.

2171
02:07:19,133 --> 02:07:21,025
Hey, listen?

2172
02:07:21,526 --> 02:07:22,577
If you want to...

2173
02:07:22,928 --> 02:07:26,390
If you want to talk about things,
I would like that.

2174
02:07:26,974 --> 02:07:30,303
I mean, I could come by your place,
like, later tonight.

2175
02:07:32,438 --> 02:07:33,981
You know, Louise, I would,

2176
02:07:34,064 --> 02:07:37,110
but I really gotta go home
and work on myself.

2177
02:07:42,782 --> 02:07:44,700
So, you killed Clinch Leatherwood,

2178
02:07:44,867 --> 02:07:47,044
the deadliest gunman on the frontier.

2179
02:07:47,411 --> 02:07:48,613
Yeah, I guess, I did?

2180
02:07:50,581 --> 02:07:52,667
You know, there's probably gonna
be some reward money.

2181
02:07:53,250 --> 02:07:55,028
You know, I didn't think about that.

2182
02:07:56,086 --> 02:07:57,505
What are you gonna do?

2183
02:08:31,121 --> 02:08:33,290
Step right up, folks.
Step right up!

2184
02:08:33,374 --> 02:08:36,710
Who wants to take a gander
at the shooting gallery?

2185
02:08:36,877 --> 02:08:38,104
I'll take a shot.

2186
02:08:47,346 --> 02:08:48,756
People die at the fair.

2187
02:08:49,080 --> 02:08:51,680
By <font color="
<i>Sync and corrections November 2018</i>

2188
02:14:25,517 --> 02:14:27,102
What the fuck?

2189
02:14:27,477 --> 02:14:29,479
Somebody bring me
one of them white women.